while brainstorming ways to promote Ohio pork products.

Those views are not shared by Fox Business........we just give him a giant megaphone to use as he sees fit.

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That’s what amazes me.  They really want a theocracy, just not THAT theocracy.

Easton now finds himself targeted for removal as well. “Darl and his administration have intentionally established a narrative that the effort to remove his Vice Chair Shahid Shafi is nothing more than ‘bigotry’ by a ‘small group’ and not the position of the majority,”

In Subaru’s original Baja ads they suggested (among other things) hauling harps around. Since they included that in their own ads I’m thinking the use cases aren’t very deep.

So McDonald’s employees could stand around at work and for $1 order 100 whoppers at Burger King?

Well where do you eat your lunch mister fancy pants? At your desk? In the break room? At a restaurant? At any of 1000 places where people aren’t simultaneously defecating a couple of feet from you?

Aren’t growlers just filled from the tap at the bar? It seems unlikely that they’d have a whole secondary setup of all their beers just to push lower quality beer into growlers. I’d definitely be suspicious though if they took my growler into the backroom to fill it.

And the best part is that it’s just going to sharpen her. She’s inexperienced so she has a lot to learn, but having a target on her will force her to sharpen her game in a way that other new members won’t ever experience.  I’m confident she can step-up her game now that she knows everyone is coming for her.

I have to say that The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars was a devastating series finale. The look on it’s face when it realized that this mission to Mars, like all before it, was a one way trip, was heartbreaking. As the camera pulled back from the surface of the planet, and then further back until everything faded…

Hey now, writing about sex is difficult. For instance, is “motor boating” hyphenated?  These are the kinds of problems I struggle with as I’m attempting to complete my newest romance novel.

For anyone that’s interested, if you click through to the “accused of sexism” link it’s a story about some protesters who say, “Nancy Pelosi is a woman and he’s challenging her so it’s sexist.” It’s about as deeply thought as this whole dumb straw-man article. 

I had the same problem when me and my boy named Sue flow on Southwest.

I always roll my eyes at actors overselling earthquakes in movies. Based on the video above, lunging around and swaying a bunch is actually a pretty accurate depiction.

Hold on now. My recollection of Hee Haw is incredible fuzzy since it was on in the background when I was playing with Hot Wheels but I always thought of it as pretty tongue and cheek. They were serious about the music but the rest was pure corn. Let’s not mix them up with the “Let’s hop in the pickup and harass…

They sell pudding in gallon cans?  Dinner is served!

Yeah, it looks like one of their bylaws is that no two members can wear the same type of hat.  

This is a beautiful example of exactly how joyful it can be to get enjoyment from someone’s reaction to a false statement.  

I lived in Sweden 20 years ago and I still have dreams I’m back there. I’d be down for France too, or the Netherlands, or Italy or ....Everyplace has it’s faults but at least you’d be living with adults instead of spoiled, gullible babies.