Did you name your kids Master and Slave or something? You seem REALLY offended by this. Go ahead, take your time, make another dozen comments, and really get those feelings out.

Or, in three years Apple will tell you that they no longer support your phone because it doesn’t have the 3.75mm headphone jack that they introduced in 2020.  Forced obsolescence is kinda their thing.

I’d consider buying it if the vacuum screamed every time I tore it’s body apart to use the handheld part.

“How high do you think we should make the doorknobs?”

I’m not sure about your theory. I think Melania would take a bullet for Barron but just being around Trump has so polluted the idea of “maleness” for her that she is deeply and forever frigid to every male except Barron. On the other hand she does know what would infuriate Trump for than anything so.......

How dare you! We have gobs of statues, bronze sculptures, little tufts of sickly decorative grasses AND giant Playmobile figures guarding the door.

Working in a fulfillment center is really hard work. The employees are measured against very strict performance targets. They aren’t slackers. Many of them also don’t make enough money to afford food and housing. I have no idea why you would prefer for taxpayers to also give them some extra money so they can eat, when…

That jump was so amazing it’s completely overshadowed the fact that the school parking lot it ended up in is named “Assikinack”

I disliked, but didn’t hate, Cather in The Rye when forced to read it in high school. For some reason I gave it another shot in my early 40s and really enjoyed it. To Nick’s point I guess, some books work better at different points in your life. Maybe give it another go sometime. I might even try Madame Bovary again. I…

I’m amazed that player handed over his bat.  If my manager was having a big meltdown and told me, “give me your bat” I’m not sure I would do that. I’d be worried about being an accessory to murder.

Yeah, get with the program, Apple needs it’s next trillion dollars

Cliches aside I guess we don’t have to ask Drew what his most over-used phrase is, you know what I mean?

I’m sorry but, yes Fort Collins is a tiny community. The Koreatown neighborhood in LA has 42,000....

I cringe every preseason when they show clips from training camp of a fat white “owner” riding around in a golf cart looking at all the black folks working their asses off to make him even more money. It’s not very often that reality is laid so bare.

I’ve made more money in my 401(k) and my kid’s college savings fund over the past couple years than I made in salary.

You just blew my mind.  I looked up GS350s in my area and was amazed at the drop.  It never even occurred to me to research cars with the highest depreciation when shopping for used cars.  

I’m pro “not picking a side”

You know you’re going to make the highlights if the umpire is standing over you laughing at you.

If you’re having trouble remembering someone’s name, Ranganath suggests trying a mnemonic device to help you remember

Or he could use his brilliant strategy of claiming, “ I meant ‘I DIDN’T NOT know of the meeting.’ kind of a double negative thing”.