I think your math is faulty. You’ve already normalized the numbers by using passenger-miles so you can’t go back and add them. For example, two suburbans moving sixteen people would still be ~0.69 and not 1.38. The two Priuses combined would get 0.5 gallons per 100 passenger miles (100/4*50). 

You just don’t get it. These people are playing the long game. Call the police on black people so often that pretty soon the police stop storming out of their cars with their guns drawn.  A couple more years of this and it might become normal for cops to just walk up to people and have a conversation with them while…

I think the real cause of Suburb Brain is the lack of community in a lot of places. People don’t really know their neighbors so it becomes “some asshole keeps parking in front of my house” instead of “Gary keeps parking in front of my house”. In the former you call the police to avoid confronting a stranger or maybe…

To be fair this very article starts off with...

It bans the use of weapons that are specifically designed to cause permanent blindness,

I’m no body language expert but I don’t think those players are super receptive to the anti-porn talk.

This goofy, happy-to-be-here fellow perhaps didn’t appreciate the seriousness of his act,

Why isn’t the guy on the left using his purple light sabers to end Paul Ryan once and for all? So disappointing. 

they wanted unspecialised beat police officers to storm a crowded and dark nightclub full of civilians guns blazing in the hopes that in the crossfire they might kill the gunman when said gunman had already claimed to have a suicide vest and explosives...

In the last 20 years, Delaware has increasingly relied on gambling revenue. In 2012 it made up 7 percent of the state's general fund, the fourth largest revenue stream. The famously low business tax state now relies more on gambling than New Jersey does. Slots-only casinos opened at three Delaware racetracks in 1995…

Don’t forget the terrifying song about “I love you. You love me. We’re a happy family” that almost turned all of our children into weak little wusses that weren’t even interested in carrying around assault rifles.

Yeah, just another state bragging about how passing legislation is pretty much the same as actually doing anything useful. Hawaii got 10.2% of it’s electricity from renewables in 2015 compared to Colorado at 8.6%. I’m not feeling particularly owned.

And start cleaning your ass with the Ogallala aquifer? At least trees are renewable.

Man those tweets infuriate me. Mostly because of the amazingly pretentious translation. The original work was in ancient Greek. The only reason to translate it to “ye olde English” instead of modern English is to try and gin up some ancient wisdom sheen. What are the odds Ivankah thinks that’s the original phrasing?

I was going to post a picture of a “Big Dog” shirt in reply but then I noticed Google’s “people also searched for” section and got so depressed at all the desperately macho t-shirts I just quit.

Would aerial flatworms make you feel better?

I’m not a GOP Senator so my science might be a little shaky, but this seems like a pretty obvious conclusion. I’d probably give the side-eye to anyone that proposed this single object moving in the opposite direction somehow did originate in our solar-system.

This should be the first response. The worst case scenario is that you don’t spend any money on educational expenses and get all your 529 money back while paying a 10% penalty on the earnings. Seems like an easy gamble.

Yeah, our school explained that they teach the 5 year olds to hunker down really small and be super quiet. “Pretend you’re a bunny hiding in the grass”. Jesus - what a fucking country we live in. 

It’s been mentioned in other articles but balance bikes are AMAZING as well. Get the real kind not the cheap wooden toys and your kids will be swooping around in no time. They essentially teach themselves to ride and both mine loved theirs.