“I’m so family focused I’ve got several families!”

OR our taxpayer funded security agency could screen all travelers equally rather than have a special set of agents set aside to allow wealthy people to breeze through security without waiting.

I’m not against the premise, I’m just surprised your take was, “We need more sexual objectification so we can achieve parity across the sexes.”

I can 100% guarantee this guy is lying about the order of events. He left the bathroom, heard a gunshot, and THEN suddenly remembered to check for his gun. I wish I had been there to see the panicked/sick look on his face.

This sounds like an untapped revenue stream for car companies. Charge Dads $40 bucks a shot to visit their facility and fit as much luggage as possible into the trunk and then spend the entire trip home telling everyone that would listen how they managed to squeeze that last Pullman in that nobody thought would fit.

Good clarification actually. I saw all the fists and just assumed some of them were still mentally debating, “Should I go with two fingers or one?”

It would be really interesting to see a Venn diagram of the people that argue;

These people think Donald Trump is on their side so I’m not going to dig too deeply into how their minds work.

I know your pain

It’s hard to determine whether Rolls is talking about the same person when the company says owner-driver

This is why anti-bomb laws don’t work people. We can pass all the laws we want against bombs, but then only outlaws will have bombs. The obvious solution is more good guys with bombs.

I might need to pick that up. My SR-71 seems to be leaking fuel. It’s fine when I’m flying it but whenever it’s parked I come out and find a big puddle of fuel under it.

I would also add (on a more cynical note) that investing your 401(k) in the stock market aligns your success with the success of the wealthy and powerful. The wealthy/powerful in this country have a very vested interest in making sure the stock market does well, and they’ll always stack the deck to ensure they get…

“it’s not impossible to imagine this idea working” is what everyone wants to hear about their new strategy.

Okay, but the AGC of America has a whole webpage about their opposition to the rule. Your comments made them seem supportive. They aren’t. Unless is AGA is some other organization.

I’m not sure if “AGA” refers to the AGC of America, but if you click through to the article they tout the delay of the silica rule as a “regulatory success” so it seems like your comment is the opposite of their stance.

Oh god. This feels like it’s going to turn into an argument about how many days are in a week

linguistic cunningness

Does she get paid by the hashtag?

I really miss coming here for Ashley. This is a good substitute though.