And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!!!

the costs to develop such a large and complex vehicle are prohibitive

Weird, the only thing I’ve ever seen is the curvature of the ocean...

I’m currently working on the “Koan of Silence”

They’re going to fix it by having Tay learn from Yahoo! comment forums

Place head firmly between thighs, then kiss your ass goodbye.

If I have a favorite, it’s probably this one form the Gateless Gate:

I would add - don’t just practice as a conversation, DELIVER as a conversation. Make eye contact, and actually speak to your audience. They’ll get it.

Here, I cross-referenced that title for you

Then in about 100 years, it’ll declare itself an independent commonwealth

Yeah, but not the Cimarron-V, right?

The people standing at the end of the run have obviously never stood too close to a pool table and been hit with a cue ball before

If it keeps this up, it could turn into one of the most entertaining dystopian shows of the last few years

I have been alive for many, many centuries, and I have seen things that are beyond the comprehension of mortal man.

So MS never really understood the Internet. Who woulda thunk it?

UPS batteries, over time, lose the ability to hold a charge. We had several dead backups after about 2 yrs, and you don’t find out until you need it.

UPS batteries, over time, lose the ability to hold a charge. We had several dead backups after about 2 yrs, and you…

The messages DO uniquely speak to millions. A lot of people feel the system is rigged against them, and they want somebody to fix that.

Many historians have noted that until the early 21st century, most cars were designed to be driven by the occupants and therefore had safety-centric designs, completely enclosing occupants in upwards of 4,000 lbs of metal. Once transportation became largely autonomous, most collisions, traffic jams, and road rage…

Bet everybody on that plane had their cell phones out, texting somebody that they just landed.

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