And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!!!

the costs to develop such a large and complex vehicle are prohibitive

I’m currently working on the “Koan of Silence”

Place head firmly between thighs, then kiss your ass goodbye.

If I have a favorite, it’s probably this one form the Gateless Gate:

I would add - don’t just practice as a conversation, DELIVER as a conversation. Make eye contact, and actually speak to your audience. They’ll get it.

Here, I cross-referenced that title for you

Yeah, but not the Cimarron-V, right?

UPS batteries, over time, lose the ability to hold a charge. We had several dead backups after about 2 yrs, and you don’t find out until you need it.

UPS batteries, over time, lose the ability to hold a charge. We had several dead backups after about 2 yrs, and you…

Is this what you’re looking for?

I keep all my passwords and PINs on my coffee mug (and a few pictures)

Same here. Unfortunately, my wife liked the Mexican guy a lot better than me, and so did my neighbors and co-workers, so...

“Your Jaeger is crippled! You’ll never make it!”

Use of the word perfect in describing a Miura is redundant

It’s a mini-miura

Just for the record - I didn’t watch a cop allegedly spray passing bikers. I watched a cop spray passing bikers. If the cop is accused of committing a crime, then a district attorney will allege that he did something illegal, and a court will decide whether he committed the alleged infraction.

FBI has evidence that police have stopped enforcing laws because cameras.

You have absolutely zero proof that Carly was not the Zodiac, or that the Zodiac was not a joint effort between Carly and Ted, soooo....

My two most frustrating email situations are both caused by not understanding the role of asynchronous business communications:

“You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Loose Wheel”