It's the line I like to use when I quit without giving notice. What's good for the goose...

Wait but isn’t this (asshole inbred hick dumb fuck who is uneducated, hates women, minorities, gays, have a small dick, etc) an accurate description of the leading Republican right now???? Just checking.

I dunno about that last line you said, if you look at it from a HP/kg perspective, the rally car has the best ratio (if you include the R1 rider’s weight, which I guess at 113 kg (which I think is conservative)), add the AWD of the rally car and this isn’t even a contest.

Texting while driving is dangerous, I agree. Downloading Flash to play this game is much more dangerous.

“It also complicates Netflix’s stance as a net neutrality advocate. Net neutrality dictates that every site and service on the internet should be treated equally by internet service providers so that Comcast can’t charge you more for going to Google rather than Bing.”

I note two things from this article:

That was my assumption. I figured they were pretending they couldn’t crack it from the start as a smokescreen to convince foreign powers that the NSA couldn't break into iPhones yet.

Or...more likely the FBI didn’t realize what a shitstorm this would cause and instead is just having the NSA crack it.

I suggest you read up on Bird strikes ...

Reminds of of this bit:

Torch, I’m a girl. Unlike a guy who could just cut a hole in the gourd, microwave it, and fuck the pumpkin till dawn, I physically can’t do that. Literally, like my pelvic bones absolutely would not allow even a small pumpkin into me. I am forced to pick the first option, and all things considered that doesn’t suck!…

They brought a certain Mystique to the female version of Brainiac.

Bull Shit. My wife and I had an extremely close call with three boy racers in their Honda’s with stolen Acura V6's. It has nothing to do with signaling, and everything to do with driving at twice the posted speed limit.

Wow. So I had all the size scale about 10000007% wrong all this time.

Alright, I’ll take the hate. Mad Max Fury Road is not that great of a movie. It’s smart for a blockbuster ‘splosion-fest, but it’s not actually all that smart. It HAS an ecological gimmick, but it doesn’t say anything about it. It HAS a sexist main hero and strong women, but it doesn’t really say anything about…

So, no Sheepshank Redemption?