Their clothing, not sure about now, used to be considered a statement piece by the blander women of Toronto. Sighs.

“Desicant: Do not eat”

Well, I just think, as a straight white man, we should take my feelings of uncomfortableness into account before we do anything else around here at Jezebel. That’s all. Is that so much to ask?

I never saw an uncircumcised one. I chose you to share that with. Sorry and thanks.

Or that.

After users reported that stating “I want to jump off a bridge” to Siri sometimes led to a list of nearby bridges.

Trailer park?! LMFAO. You realize there are filthy rich heroin addicts, right? I’ll let you google Cara’s background for yourself.

Gigi and Kendall are big social media personalities, but they aren’t actually good models. Gigi is not bad, but Kendall is flat-out terrible. When you put her campaigns next to models who are great at their job, like Cara or Karlie Kloss, she looks so stiff and boring.

If your friends and family believe you could get engaged to a man over 30 years your senior without them knowing, maybe reevaluate your life choices.

No snark, is it the sight of the blood that repulses you? Or just trash in general? I mean yeah, I try to avoid touching random things coated with other people’s body fluids, but blood seems far less “gross” than other body fluids it could be? Unless of course, you faint at the sight of blood or something? But you…

I think this is the first Josh I’ve ever heard of that wasn’t a humongous ass, lol

You say “method actor” and I hear “someone who isn’t that good at acting.”

What’s even more, as an actor - there are other ways to emote and get into character. Method always struck me as just lazy. The actors that can turn it on and off at the drop of a hat? Those are the talented ones, none of this being in character 24/7 to “prepare”-fucking obnoxious.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman was a method actor and not an asshole, unless you count his drug addiction an indication of his assholery.

Wow. So Dustin Hoffman is a real asshole, huh? You learn something new every day, I tell ya

I’m a little on the young side for exposure to him, too, but I remember a story about him from a few years ago where he said Tootsie helped him understand women. His reasoning? He cried when they couldn’t make him any prettier as a woman. So now he understands that he dismissed ugly women when they might have been…

Wow. So Dustin Hoffman is a real asshole, huh? You learn something new every day, I tell ya.

That is the truth, but are you just going to pretend centuries of colonialism that had its basis in the supremacy of whiteness doesn’t really factor into it? Sure, fair skin indicates that you’re rich and you spend your time indoors, just like bound feet did in China. BUT, White skin in media, in the culture and IRL…

In many countries, historically, paler skin was associated with ruling classes and wealth because a fair complexion indicated a life not spent toiling outside in the fields. Asian ladies in my town who shield themselves from the sun with umbrellas are not trying to look like white people, they’re trying to avoid a…

Oh for fuck’s sake! It’s a BABY! And why isn’t the “I” capitalized?!!??!?!