Omg you guys... My kitty has a panda tail!!! I can’t believe I hadn’t realized this sooner. I thought it was more bunnyish, but now I realize that I WAS SO WRONG. Her name is Phryne Fisher and I included a face pic too because how could I not?! Sorry the pics are blurry, my sleeping pill already kicked in.
Porn stars, accountants, whatever. I don’t want my living room to be knee-deep in orgy spooge.
Meh, no big loss.
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.
Birth control should be fucking free, period.
Related: I had a high school classmate who was skinny and hella flexible. Once he discreetly took a sip of milk, then while seated in an easy chair proceeded to: unzip (but not unbutton) his jeans; stick his hand in his pants and stick his thumb through the open zipper; suck on the thumb for a minute; then spit out…
Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.
You ever wonder what America would be like if the first colonizers weren’t a bunch of rejects that were kicked out of, virtually, every country in Europe?
One of the gals I follow on instagram finally got the confidence to bring her service dog into Target, she was nervous about it for this very same reason. Of course, some lady walked up to them and pulled on the dog’s tail, then had the nerve to say “see! your dog is distracted! real service dogs don’t get distracted!”
They call women the weaker sex, but honestly, what is that based on? Women can multitask and keep their shit together during tough times. When a man panics he’s useless. Completely useless.
It seems like the young mother in the video could use a seizure alert dog. I hope she can get one without too long a wait.
“Social contract” of whaaat? God, this American phobia of touching is so creepy. Glad I live in Latin America where a store clerk would helpfully snatch my baby from my arms if I have debris in my contact lens and no one would be weird about it. Pretty sure that actually happened to me at one point.
Having suffered years of sexual abuse from my own father and being too afraid to tell anyone, the fact that this young woman had the strength to tell a trusted adult speaks VOLUMES about her. I wish I could hug her and tell her how brave she is.
If I were this girl’s mother I would be seriously tempted to give up years of my life in prison just to brutally murder this man.
It is a cat, so it is definitely the Gone Girl thing.
This morning I woke up and under my pillow was my cat! I can’t tell if he likes the pressure of my head pushing a pillow into his body while he sleeping or if he’s trying to get me to unknowingly suffocate him while I sleep so that he can frame me for his murder Gone Girl style to teach me a lesson. Really hard to…
"I would just expect that someone who is a victim could show a little empathy"
and to clarify i have no issue with the author (that's obvious to me but i guess not to you or your hella huffy, righteous 16 stars)
