I wasn't offended. You aren't wrong. And even 30 years ago, when my husband and I got married NO woman I knew was going to college to find a man! We all were career oriented.
My husband and I were very unusual, even for the 80s. What can I say? It was crazy stupid love that just happened to turn into a very satisfying…

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(Also my phone's background :P)

I wonder, if she'd taken them up on the offers and they found that it more or less looked like a regular vagina, would they fire her? "We wanted a weird vagina! This isn't weird enough!"

I guess I just don't understand why the conservatives always always ALWAYS make it about money and nothing else. Are they really so simple-minded that they can't understand there are other benefits?

I've built my entire life around the story of Noah. It's why I sleep with arm floaties, and I live on a house boat, and only have fish for pets.

Yes, I am. Well I am in Bellevue but I live in Ballard. It IS super nice. I went outside without a coat on earlier! I was mostly talking about the overall base weather here in the winter. I didn't want to gloat too much about how Seattle rocks.

The best hard science fiction book I've ever read. Just reading the description, you'd think this was a dark book about a dude dying on Mars instead of the hilarious, uplifting, scientifically accurate book that it is.

So glad once again that I moved from NYC to New Orleans. Life is essentially a bottomless brunch here.

After seeing Anderson in Hannibal, I need to catch up with this.

Jesus, Sigmund Freud is probably kicking himself for dying when he did. In the time it would take to fix your adequacy issues, he could buy himself Buckingham Palace.

My kiddo got that at preschool when she was 2. It sucked.

It's like you spun a Wheel of Trolling, and landed on everything.

My sarcasm detectors are overloaded! They can't take much more, Captain!

I think this is the fault of Big Pharma, pumping toxins into our children's bloodstreams. Clearly these kids need to eat more organic food. Also, they need to get some healing crystals. Healing crystals fix everything.

With the exception of not being a different species, an unwanted embryo is the definition of a parasite.

I had a flashback to 8th grade woodshop, where I was the only girl in the class and the boys would make crude dildos on the belt sander and brandish them at me every day.

"I want people to see me as a plastic sex doll and being brainless is a big part of that."

Mr. E.V. Lambert of Homeleigh, The Burrows, Oswestley, has presented us with a poser.