You mean like this federally funded free vaccination program for uninsured children?

THANK YOU.

I call shenanigans because in this day and age NO ONE properly RSVPs for a kids party. Homophobic rant or no.

Rainsong is perfect...it's like you foresaw River Song from Doctor Who! Yeah, I've grown used to being a Jennifer, and I'm amazed that at work we have tons of Susans but only two other Jennifers (out of 200 people in 10 branches). I would no longer change it, but it was HIGHLY annoying when I was young.

It is equal parts fascinating and horrifying that your sex partners secrete cervical mucus from their arm pits. They should probably be seen by medical experts. Immediately.

I came to Arizona because I heard it is covered in desserts. Upon arrival, I was informed that the state is actually covered in desert, but I believe the word "desert" should not have such a narrow definition. As long as I use the word "desert" to mean "dessert," I should be able to find the miles upon miles of ice…

How was this not included?

We've all had tit itch. I'll allow it.

This is an article about things people do that other people think make them look old, which is "bad." I wanted to offer my opinion that looking much younger than you are is no picnic either, and to solicit ideas about how folks in a similar situation may have dealt with it.

My first year teaching 5th grade when I was 26, a parent stopped me in the hallway and asked if I was a new student. Yes, elementary school. It was an awkward exchange.

I'm haunted by the suspicion that I will go straight from not getting any respect because people think I'm way younger than I am, to looking like the crypt keeper.

Oh man, I'm feeling some strange things inside. I'm so confused. I've never felt this before!! Hold on, let me check something....

Aww, see, that guy I feel bad for. :( No one should have to deal with harassment at work or school!

*reads "The heavenly spiral"*

Um, you seem to have misread that the class was all women - OF COURSE they want more men, why wouldn't they want the perspective of the greatest gender to help them fix all their issues on women and gender studies?

Don't they have investigations and notice if a whole bunch of accelerant was put on the floor? Or is that just television?

I'm assuming this is all thanks to the work of Scottish rap sensation MacElmore.

Kilts.

Broncos fans, on the other hand, seemed to walk right out in front of cars after the game.