I'm really curious on whether it will end up including the codas or not. On the one hand it would be a pretty short and much simpler book without the codas and seem kind of incomplete. On the other hand i would think the codas would seem even odder as part of a TV series than they did as part of a book.

Best typo all day? Best typo all day.

My paternal grandmother died from the Redshits, you insensitive bastards.

This is an article about things people do that other people think make them look old, which is "bad." I wanted to offer my opinion that looking much younger than you are is no picnic either, and to solicit ideas about how folks in a similar situation may have dealt with it.

My first year teaching 5th grade when I was 26, a parent stopped me in the hallway and asked if I was a new student. Yes, elementary school. It was an awkward exchange.

I'm haunted by the suspicion that I will go straight from not getting any respect because people think I'm way younger than I am, to looking like the crypt keeper.

Oh man, I'm feeling some strange things inside. I'm so confused. I've never felt this before!! Hold on, let me check something....

Aww, see, that guy I feel bad for. :( No one should have to deal with harassment at work or school!

*reads "The heavenly spiral"*

Um, you seem to have misread that the class was all women - OF COURSE they want more men, why wouldn't they want the perspective of the greatest gender to help them fix all their issues on women and gender studies?

Don't they have investigations and notice if a whole bunch of accelerant was put on the floor? Or is that just television?

I'm assuming this is all thanks to the work of Scottish rap sensation MacElmore.

Kilts.

Broncos fans, on the other hand, seemed to walk right out in front of cars after the game.

Hint at Oscar statue?

What I wouldn't pay to take Julia's place...

As a German (ethnically, at least) female engineer, fuck this shit. Rainbows shoot out my ass whenever I compile without errors. That's why they make Aeron chairs with a mesh back.

Girls view the world completely differently than grown-ups do. They don't come at it with the same angles and baggage and all that stuff that we do.

So was Manning stoned? That might explain a few of those throws...Seattle had amazing pot before we legalized it. Thanks America's hat!