I gather herbs and nettles from the yard to boil into a tea. Then I sit over the pot and let the tea steam waft over my bajingo, naturally cleaning it. If I'm really not feeling fresh then I play some recordings of whales singing. Point the speakers at your crotch for maximum effect.

I played Cards Against Humanity recently and put down "erectile dysfunction" for the "a woman's best friend" card. My lesbian sister thought it was great, my brother looked a bit crestfallen.

If you have dark coarse hair and light skin, even a couple laser treatments would change your life. Seriously. You don't even have to have the full 6-8 treatments (one every 2 months). You can just get 3-4 and reduce the density and coarseness in a major way, making it a non-issue to shave.

Oh yes. I only think to check my toes about twice a year and every time I do I'm shocked at how long they are.

Big toe hairs, goddamnit I hate them.

I make milk look tan, and my nipple hairs are deepest, darkest black. I think they may be a couple shades darker than my pubic hair (about which I typically give only 1.5 to 2 metric shits at any given time). My partner thinks shared showers are nipple hair removal fun times. I hate him a little extra for that.

Yes! Why is it that we are supposed to have lush head hair, great eyebrows and basically no other body hair? I am tired of fighting it... So many places to patrol.

Somehow this month I grew The Invincible Mustache Hair. It is solid black, the same texture as a cat's whisker, and took at least two Nairings to briefly surrender. There is still a stub. It taunts me.

That one weird dark hair that grows from the right side of my face, kinda by my ear. I'd love to never have to check for that fucker ever again.

I would just wave it over the outside-bikini-area and also make it so my pubic hair doesn't grow past a certain length. I haven't trimmed in a while and it actually gets *tangled.*

The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming

Where do the nipple hairs come from and how do they go from being nonexistent to one inch long seemingly overnight? Scientists, we need answers!!

I was hoping it was going to be more like Clue. "Done in the Grantham bathing room by O'Brien with a bar of soap".

"It must be noted for all the Dowager Countess devotees that you cannot play as a member of the family. But of course that would make the game entirely too tedious, as the only tasks would be "brood" (Lady Mary), "get jilted" (Lady Edith, poor thing), or "fuck something up again" (Lord Grantham)."

Aaaand I'm pregnant

So *that's* where a third level orgasm comes from...

I think it's huge. Let's peek beneath the sheets, shall we?