That one weird dark hair that grows from the right side of my face, kinda by my ear. I'd love to never have to check for that fucker ever again.

I would just wave it over the outside-bikini-area and also make it so my pubic hair doesn't grow past a certain length. I haven't trimmed in a while and it actually gets *tangled.*

The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming

Where do the nipple hairs come from and how do they go from being nonexistent to one inch long seemingly overnight? Scientists, we need answers!!

I was hoping it was going to be more like Clue. "Done in the Grantham bathing room by O'Brien with a bar of soap".

"It must be noted for all the Dowager Countess devotees that you cannot play as a member of the family. But of course that would make the game entirely too tedious, as the only tasks would be "brood" (Lady Mary), "get jilted" (Lady Edith, poor thing), or "fuck something up again" (Lord Grantham)."

Aaaand I'm pregnant

So *that's* where a third level orgasm comes from...

I think it's huge. Let's peek beneath the sheets, shall we?

As a Millennial, I can't believe Boomers and former Flower Children are such judgmental assholes.

Warmth and personality is a huge part of teaching the primary grades. I've taught with some wonderful male primary teachers.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKS!

SEE YOU IN NEW YORK NERDS!!!

Dear Seahawks Fans, even if you are destined to watch your team lose this evening

"Park Mugger Thwarted, Bitten, Seasoned and Stabbed; Not Yet But Trust Me"

You mean we're destined to watch our team win a super bowl, right?

Macklemore is problematic around these parts, but I give him mad props for this:

Snuggle puppies are the best puppies. Here's 160 lbs of snuggle that happened in my bed earlier this week:

Ah. So you got the notice that women now rule the world AND you got accepted into Hogwarts? Congrats!

I had tiny blood-soaked origami owl floating in my Divacup.