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Dear Seahawks Fans, even if you are destined to watch your team lose this evening

"Park Mugger Thwarted, Bitten, Seasoned and Stabbed; Not Yet But Trust Me"

You mean we're destined to watch our team win a super bowl, right?

Macklemore is problematic around these parts, but I give him mad props for this:

Snuggle puppies are the best puppies. Here's 160 lbs of snuggle that happened in my bed earlier this week:

Ah. So you got the notice that women now rule the world AND you got accepted into Hogwarts? Congrats!

I had tiny blood-soaked origami owl floating in my Divacup.

We only like thin women, most of them white. But we're able to relax our pube policy, guys! Isn't that so progressive and edgy of us?

NOT MEAN ENOUGH!

For those of us who write gay/lesbian slash fiction of characters that are 'straight' in canon (I've been doing this since 1988, btw) it's because there are few gay characters on television, and when there are, they are rarely the lead characters in a show with fully-developed characters and story lines.

Oh, I have no problem with it in general. You can write canonical straights gay/bi, or hell, Blaine Anderson bi if you want. Just not into Sherlock/Watson. At. All.

I'm actually a little impressed by the GOPs restraint so far this year. It's already the middle of January and this is the first time I've felt the need to use this gif.

I for one would not mind replacing blowjobs solely with tenga eggs. It would be pricey, but my jaw would be much relieved.

Tengas are a dangerous game. There is no person on earth that can give a BJ that feels as physically good as a Tenga.

Lol. Potato.

I thought that response was particularly shitty as well. I know plenty of awesome Indian guys (ethnically Indian, I don't know any who are Indian nationals) so I definitely don't go into my interactions thinking they're going to be horrible.

I guess my issue is that when men think about Casual Sex, they tend to imagine themselves as playboys bedding every woman they desire, but women are expected to bed every man who ever propositions them, and that is supposed to be the female equivalent of enjoying Casual Sex.

you're absolutely right. there are never any 'but what about the menz' posts when we girls wanna have a chat! conversations *never* only revolve about what men want to talk about!

Both genders have it hard, frequently for different reasons. I've got to say, that it always comes off to me as a little cruel (I'm sure it's frequently unintentional) to actually tell someone who messages you that you're not interested. I mean, if they're harassing you, sure, that makes sense, but if someone sends…