Well, since neither of you are Catholic, you were never married in the Catholic church, which means that you were never divorced. Sooooo... if you did convert they probably WOULD let you marry in the church. How's that for jacked up logic?

If sex involves a pee-hole, you're doing it wrong (as any woman can tell you).

So can we put Santorum in jail for a decade or so now? Since he is fighting Obamacare like Mandela fought apartheid? Please?

I don't think a lot of guys understand that the function of the penis is attractive to women. But not the actual penis itself. Let's be honest here... its not the prettiest organ on the male body.

My super religious, more-evangelical-than Christ mother once said (during the debate in Canada for gay marriage) that it's just as well to the gays marry. Living together is a sin. At least they can get married and stop sinning so much.

Define what you mean by "mature"? This is a woman who is almost 30, married, has a child, a successful career, is a veteran, and has travelled the world?

WHEN YOU SAID NO JUKEBOX MUSICALS I IMMEDIATELY WENT "OH, SO NO MOULIN ROUGE" AND THEN YOU FUCKING STUCK IT IN THERE AND SHOVED CHICAGO AWAY IN HONORABLE MENTIONS?!?

It's like I understood what he was trying to do but was mostly annoyed by it.

Am I only person in the English speaking world who thought Moulin Rouge was awful?

"Good looking" is entirely subjective and varies from person to person though. Even a plain guy can wear clean clothes that fit well and practice good grooming and posture. Doing so is a tremendous improvement over the so-called "hot" guys who wear frayed sweats, don't shower regularly and (my pet peeve) chew gum.

The question, as with assless chaps (to which these bear a remarkable resemblance) is why bother?

Every year?

The problem is the timing is off. The bounce is syncronized with her stepping down, when the bounce is a secondary movement; it should dip down as she bounces back up, up as she comes down. The bounce of the breasts should basically be a half-step behind. In the Ryse video it happens at the exact same time.

I ship them so hard.

If I bring good wine can I come too?? I have No Shame :-)

I too have a wonky thyroid and it can be a bitch. I just switched off a high dose gets my T3 and T4 into range but my TSH says I'm super low, but also makes my heart pump a million beats a minute which makes working out a chore.

I admit to being a little curious what your criteria are, given that she's been in two Best Picture Oscar-nominated movies. And won herself an Oscar for one of them.