I'm hypnotized by the way she shimmies out of that chair. There is nothing that woman does less than perfectly.

Right? I don't know how to pronounce Lupita's last name, but I'd make damn sure to find out if I ever had to introduce her for anything.

Oops, I replied to myself instead of you. Sorry, haven't had coffee yet.

Haha I don't mind if you don't? The vaginal septum was obvious with the first pelvic exam, but they didn't realize the extent of it until I had an TV ultrasound for something else. I did manage to carry one pregnancy to term successfully on the left side, but I haven't been able to conceive since. My OB was willing…

So funny gynecologist story: I had a weird pap once and they sent me to a specialist for another test. This guy was a cheerful older fellow. His practice had rave reviews.

Trust me, you do not have the worst. I have didelphys uterus, with the vaginal septum. My cervixes are connected on one side and look like a figure 8. I have to have two paps each time.

brb changing my 16-year-old's name to Mayhem.

Are you in Seattle right now? Because I'm across the lake and it's glorious today. Sunshine, blue skies, and joy.

I was in Chicago once, in ...January 1992?

I am with you on the polarized sunglasses thing. Moving to Washington from Los Angeles was great for me because I could actually leave the house without them once in a while. There are 20 years of photos of me hidden behind my sunglasses because I would forget they were on.

We're in an argument about it right now. I told him to pay up and he's threatening to sic CPS on me because apparently he thinks everything a 16 year old posts on Facebook is the gospel truth. *eyeroll*

Those women don't get alimony. Women in the postulated situation do.

Las Vegas too. I remember walking down the strip on my honeymoon with a yard-long margarita in each hand. After that things are fuzzy.

I'm pretty sure Asian males attend UCSB. But since you know they're not students, I'm sure your information will be very helpful.

Good thing you're on the case. I'm sure the IV Foot Patrol appreciate your help identifying the culprits.

Wow you and New have so much information on who these guys are! That should help identify them promptly!

*cough*

I remember how the "Take Back the Night" events at UCSB went when I was there. You didn't go unless you were okay with dudes throwing drinks at you out of their car windows.

I'm aware you're trolling, but for reference, the population of Isla Vista is something like 85% college students. It is a college town. There are multiple off-campus dormitories and fraternity/sorority houses.

I remember a street that runs along SBCC having a sign basically designating it as a "dangerous rape zone" and warning people never to walk alone there.