I don't get the freeze thing at ALL. People are WAY nicer here than L.A. And no one has screamed sexist things at me in Spanish for a whole year now.

I came here last year from 30 years in Los Angeles. I am never going back.

I think if people are so worried about their kids thinking "oh goody, I can have sex now", why are they telling them this is a vaccine for an STI? There's no 11-12 year olds, when faced with a needle-wielding doctor, that demand a full explanation of what they're being vaccinated against and how the disease is…

I've had a run-in with Paris Hilton's security. They are ... not nice people. And I wasn't even trying to get near her.

I tattooed one of my Barbies with an exacto knife and some blue mascara. I think I'd just read something about ritual scarification and decided to try it on her.

I like the Queen, but she should not mess with Kate's style. The woman looks fabulous all the time and I want all her hats.

I think maybe it's partly that, and partly how much reading for pleasure a person does. Someone who reads a lot will quickly recognize a literary device like that.

Yes. People kept trying to pass it off as "drag queen joke cuz he was DRAG racing!" but no. It was lame and terrible and ugh.

If anyone was wondering which state grows the best legal pot...

I was only going to watch the kickoff, and then the Broncos bobbled their snap into the end zone 12 seconds in. Seattle scores without even touching the ball and I was hooked.

WINE FUCKING HURTS COMING OUT MY NOSE ASSHOLE

Shittiest beer. Best commercials.

I love that Black Widow and Cap are bros. Of all the people you'd think would have the most difficulty with women in combat, and yet he treats her as as totally competent ally and not a romantic object.

Aaand I replied to notfromvenus instead of you. Oops. I'm a little tipsy.

It's just ... people are saying things like "this girl's been spoonfed a feminist agenda blah blah" and ...

I saw this in a entry-level college anthro class. And most of the students completely missed the point. It was kind of surreal when I realized people were treating it as a serious study of a culture that wasn't theirs.

I used the skinny hinge-pieces to give all my minifigs ponytails. So they'd be girls. Changing the hair was enough of a marker to make me happy.

Tights and cardigans are mine. I am secretly a sexy librarian.

Came here for this. Although I'd say literally everything that happens in that book is a metaphor. There was a point where I actually thought everyone was dead or having a near-death experience and then they drove their car out of a long tunnel.

I was going to comment with Passage: