From the church's website:

One of my bucket list items is "play D&D with Vin Diesel."

They shut down my school for two days after a big windstorm that knocked out power to the whole area. My house was a mile away and we didn't get it back for a WEEK, so I was thrilled when classes started back up because there was internet and hot food.

*makes gimme hands* yes pllleeeeaassseee.

I think the difference was, Halloween was at night. I'm also a child of the 70's and that was probably the only reason we didn't trick-or-treat alone. We were out all day and came home when it got dark. "Stay away from the creek" was probably the most disregarded sentence of the decade. I sold my Girl Scout…

I think they did the same thing for Harry Potter when Hermione goes into the bank disguised as Bellatrix. They had Emma Watson do the scene and then Helena Bonham Carter imitated it. Bellatrix imitating Hermione imitating Bellatrix.

When I make Mr. Bells laugh with a really good zinger, his eyes squinch up and he doesn't even make any sound. It's the HOTTEST.

Huh, guess I missed my chance. Although he was also playing games in French based on his profile so he might have been a bit far away.

Honey, I'm 40. No one's bought me free drinks in like 15 years. Are you offering?

Wait ... they were free? I didn't have to buy that six-pack myself?

Dude, I'm still hung over and too tired. Go try your obvious schtick elsewhere.

I got this for Christmas. I think my favorite bit is the Stormtroopers arguing outside the Millennium Falcon about whether or not their could be people hiding in there. They eventually decide that's ridiculous and impossible right before they go in and get blasted.

He changed it back to a different dick pic just before I beat him. :)

Does it count as winning if there's no showdown and everyone else folds? What if a guy wins 5 in a row? The logistics are boggling me.

Thaaank yoooou. I need this so very much, because I've been erratic forever. I used to have a SIXTY day cycle at one point. I didn't know I was pregnant until I was almost 3 months along because of that. And I'm 40. GOD I can't wait for menopause. Too bad it runs late in my family. :(

I'd love a teeny little home like that if I lived all by myself, but then I remember I'd have to get rid of at least 3 bookshelves and I don't see that happening.

What's super frustrating to me is how many people are trying to argue two sides at the same time. Well she wanted the baby so we should respect her choice! But we should ignore her wishes to not be kept on life support because she's dead now and can't choose so it doesn't matter but she still totally wants the baby!…

I didn't like it either. I thought it was oddly nasal. But the song is an earworm that will not leave my brain.

He just married a woman that's 35. Which puts me in the bizarre position of being too old for someone older than my father.

True story, but I did not even realize mine peeked out like that until I was like ... 20. I was getting the top-sides but not getting underneath and I had no idea it wasn't staying contained.