If I could wave a magic wand to get rid of hair, I would not waste it on my pubes. Unless we're going to count my ridiculously hairy thighs as extensions thereof.

Well, I reported it in a couple places two years ago and it hasn't changed that I know of so ... never?

My grandmother is on Facebook. She's 85. And did you know that if you use the option to mark people as family members, there is no option for "great-grandmother"? My daughter has to list her as "grandmother". Clearly they're not expecting 4 generations of the same family to be using it.

Yep. I also had an XBL experience playing, of all things, online Catan. It was me and 3 guys. If there's anyone unfamiliar with Catan, when you roll a 7 you get to move the "robber", a piece that can block other people from getting building resources. I rolled the first 7, moved the robber to the most logical spot…

I am 40. I've never read a single one of these books. I gotta say, I find it really bizarre that this was what the "normal" kids were reading and I got made fun of because Lord of the Rings was "weird."

I got one once that said something to the effect of "If you lower your expectations you won't be disappointed all the time". Nice.

I was assuming these were random pieces of paper found on the ground, like someone dropped them. But the article shows them posted as signs??!

If I didn't have those things I would be buying them immediately.

Dear Seahawks Fans, even if you are destined to watch your team lose this evening

I was thinking #dishonky, but I think maybe yours is better as mine looks like I'm a table setting.

Much snuggle. Very hugs.

There's always a ton of chihuahuas in the local shelter here. Ours was one of the many shipped in from the more rural eastern part of the state, where no one fixes their dogs - ours wasn't neutered until the shelter got him at 5 years old - and big hunting breeds are popular.

I so envy women who can shave their heads that close and look amazing. I would look like a fuzzy bowling ball.

Thanks! I think it's just been a combination of poor luck with photographers and me not making my preference clear. I'll remember in the future to mention it.

I could probably do Lynnwood, actually. I've got friends in Mountlake Terrace so I drive that way a lot. Thanks!

On a road trip one time, myself and 4 female friends stopped at a gas station for a potty break. There was a line for the ladies, the men's was empty. Both bathrooms were single-person with locking doors.

We just pretend not to notice if one of us has to be on the toilet while the other's in the shower. I mean, we've been married 10 years, he's seen me poop by now. We just turn away and pretend to be really busy washing our hair. Oh, were you pooping? I didn't even notice!

I'm not buying it. The Cracked comments section is full of males who are pants-shittingly terrified of spiders.

I have been very lucky in doctors since I moved to Seattle (well, eastside). My GP is the only one I'm iffy about. But, my gynecologist's office just closed down and I really need a specialist for that. Any eastside recs?

The hell? I've had them since I hit puberty. Hormonally triggered, day 2 of my period like clockwork.