Um, any chance you could link me to that? My girlfriend has an athletic body type (broad shoulders, etc) and a long torso. She has described the same trauma you’re talking about (wedgie trauma, specifically) for swimsuits.

my old roommate swam competitively in school.  The uniform suits were color coded by size, so everybody knew if you were in the blue suit, you were a L.  Not your actual body but the size of the suit.  

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

High-five to my long-torso’d cousins, man. That bodysuit fad in the early 90s filled me with sadness because it was wedgie-o-rama for me. I finally found some one-piece swimsuits for longer torsos (LL Bean) but it was tough going for awhile.

As a kid, I was tall and skinny with a long torso. One-piece swimsuits NEVER fit - the torso was never long enough. If it was, the boobs and butt parts were way too loose. Jumpsuits don’t fit me now, for the same reason. If the parents are upset not every body fits into the generic cut of a speedo, they should…

Ccurly hair + satin scrunchies. They don't tug and break my hair like regular hair ties. 

Based on how I use Facebook, I think they would just be trying to hook me up with a cat cafe.

Fuck Annapurna and Yallow! OLIVE GARDEN AHOY!

The only way this wedding could be better is if another T-Rex showed up and proposed.

Maybe the sisters understand each other and have a bond that makes it possible that the dinosaur isn’t trying to be the center of attention but knows it would bring even more joy.

Can you imagine trying to catch the bouquet with those tiny arms? No wonder they died out

“you great big girl’s blouse”

America got a lot of things right with this whole “democractic republic” thing but damn if Britain doesn't have some things we should borrow. Could you imagine something like this in the US? I'd like to but sticking my hand down my pants is frowned upon at work. 

what the hell are spicy brownies?

No idea. But I fully intend to find out. 

My late husband had a medium form of AFRID and while he pretty much only consumed various forms of chicken, white bread, and a few specific vegetables and fruits, he had this weird love of spicy things. If it was spicy and had only one, not mushy, texture he’d probably consume it. Indian food was out of the question,…

My neighbor threw up any seafood while growing up.

Your General Practitioner really only cares about your diet if you’re overweight, and even then they make more assumptions about what you’re eating than actually asking.

Yeah, the answer to that horror show was definitely NOT kicking off a paying first class human customer.