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Still, experts believe that many men are being overlooked and are suffering in silence, still—like Eccleston—bogged down with the stigma of eating disorders being thought of as a woman’s issue.

My daughter has a condition called Superior Mesenteric Artery Syndrome that makes it very difficult for her to gain weight and keep it on. She was hospitalized for it at one point, with a feeding tube.

I am built rather like a Pringles can. A perfect cylinder filled with salty goodness. I guess I must be the perfect shape for those pants.

Oh yeah they are garbage at sizing. I once bought two identical pairs of jeans, same style and size, only different colors of denim. The lighter pair fit fine, the darker pair I couldn’t even get over my butt.

Seriously, Hillary has earned the right to laugh at us all while the world burns. She can do what she wants.

Their Pixie pants are great, and the high-waisted side-zip ones they have now would be THE most perfect pants in the world if they only had pockets. I own like 5 pairs of the side-zip ones. They’re AMAZING.

I don’t like thongs either, but I don’t think it’s weird that some people find them comfortable! 

I got mine out of some weird clothing catalog my mom used to get. I can’t even remember what it was anymore. It also had boylegs and looked like a 1920's suit. These days I’ve had decent luck with Amazon, surprisingly! Or, at least if it doesn’t fit I got it for like $30 so no big.

I honestly just thought that’s how everything one-piece fit for the longest time. Like, bodysuits go up your crack, such is life. It wasn’t until I bought a long-torso swimsuit for the first time that I realized everyone else isn’t constantly picking a wedgie.

UGGGH. I was like ... super underweight as a teenager, and naturally I got taunted for THAT, too. Hooray if I was the only one in the “XS” color.

I have a long torso. One piece swimsuits are ALWAYS riding up on me. In my whole life I’ve only owned like 2 that stayed put.

I banged my ex in my car in the parking lot of my middle school. My former middle school, I guess I should specify. I was 23.

You have time-traveled from the future where you were apparently dating my stepson and I am so so sorry.

Seriously, what the hell was even my login for this?

Oh yeah they’re super easy to spot. And super annoying because they’ll quit the game if you don’t reply.

As someone with a lot of curly hair, I forever love my scrunchies because they don’t get tangled in my hair. Nothing’s gonna slip out of mine.

I hate this because men already think literally everything is for dating. I get hit on in fucking Words with Friends. Yeah, I know you have to make a new profile, but honestly I doubt that’s gonna help. I already get romance scammers on FB as it is.

I remember seeing this guy on a local message board complaining that he just couldn’t find a classy, mature woman who wanted to go to a REAL restaurant ... like Olive Garden.

My husband’s cousin got married a few years back, and I guess one of the bridesmaids was in some kind of street-performing marching band drumline ... thing. Anyway, they marched into the reception partway through and just blew the room off the place with drumline renditions of 80's love songs. It was AMAZING.

BRB I need to send my sister some new bridesmaid ideas for her upcoming wedding.