Ditto. I’m holding onto the long-dead phone from 2012 with his last VM to me.

I have an old phone with a voicemail from my father that I’ve been holding on to. The VM seems to be saved to the phone only, because when I replaced the phone T-Mobile wasn’t able to find or transfer it. But I also can’t find it anywhere in the files on the phone itself.

My husband’s 1994 Integra was stolen out of our “secure” apartment lot. Manual transmission (and shitty clutch) and all. Fortunately the previous owner had installed a Lojack so a tow truck picked it up a hundred miles or so before they got it to Mexico.

I liked both the Juke and the Aztek. I have a thing for ugly cars. Only to a point, though - the Scion is too ugly to be loveable, even for me.

Remember the movie “Space Jam” when Bill Murray says “Larry Bird isn’t white, he’s clear.”

Or a suit that fits.

I’ve already seen people posting screenshots of what they claim are the El Paso shooter’s social media saying he’s a “Hispanic Democratic Socialist Antifa Bernie supporter.” So, see, they need their guns to defend themselves from all those scary buzzwords.

Edit: Ooops, Kinja’d.

My daughter’s first high school job was a fabric store. She quit after getting dick pics from her male 30+ manager.

I never actually forgot my kid, thank god, but there was many a time I was driving home and she was quiet or asleep in the back and I would suddenly think “oh my god, did I not pick up my kid?!” I had an hour commute each way. You zone out. It happens to everyone.

It’s not like he’s never published a book before, anyway. And literally every modern president writes a book about his tenure. Like, what is even “suspicious” here other than that Donny doesn’t like black people

Exactly. I’m Team Warren, but if the party insists on nominating Biden, fine, whatever. Another too-handsy old white guy but STILL BETTER THAN THIS.

46 here and me too. I use a plain muslin cloth in the shower and Aveeno “ultra-calming” SPF 15 moisturizer and nothing else. I have a large collection of hats so I can avoid additional sunscreen most of the time.

I almost failed mine because the instructor wanted me to clutch in, downshift, clutch out, clutch in, downshift... through every single gear whenever I stopped. It was ludicrous. No one drives that way. So much for the high school rumor that you got "extra points" for taking the test with a manual transmission. 

I’ve been a volunteer at a museum for over 4 years now. Last month, I applied for two paid positions that I was really interested in. They rejected me from both with a form email that said “thanks for interviewing” but they never interviewed me. So I’m super bummed out about that, especially since they interviewed me…

My theory is that because she’s so tall, they didn’t have the budget to properly dress her in season 2. So she was in dresses that were just too big all over. It sure seemed like she was swimming in them.

My husband and I went the other week and realized when we got there that neither of us had our card. I realized I’d left mine in a different purse, but he had no idea what happened to his.

Man I don’t even use cleanser anymore. The less I touch my face with anything, the better.

She’s in the Hulu show “Harlots” and the period dresses and wigs really do nothing for her. She did not look great in her first season on the show. 

I’d say yes but they run big in the bust. The cups are very firm so there's not a lot of adjustment you can do there. But, at that price you can buy a couple and send the one back that doesn't fit.