Especially considering us males are not particularly difficult to keep entertained in that department. Really only takes a couple of tricks.

A form of leave, by the way, which potentially leaves them by themselves dealing with a screaming baby every couple of hours.

I would never have responded to her, got to school early, put my shit into the desk next to the window and been laying on the top bunk when that bitch opened the door.

WORD.

He is good at it. I also appreciate is RAF service, and currently he’s flying air ambulances. So, he’s doing something more than just showing up at events.

NOTHING delivers more consistently than white people dancing. Nothing.

My job is pretty dumb too, so who am I to judge?

And not too old for Grandma to let him know who wears the pants in the family!

Whatever anyone thinks of the existence of his job, he is very good at his job.

Thank you. I try to be tasteless without being offensive.

Not to nitpick, but to me, “forced into a threesome” sounds like an *active* unwilling participant under some kind of coercion (threat of violence, blackmail, etc.).

From the article:

Can we not call two people raping another person a theesome? Jesus.

right? attempting to gaslight the victim into thinking she “wanted” it...

I’m especially horrified by “...So I gave you what you wanted.”

We should do it though. If we don’t, we’re selfish bitches. But once we do we better not expect government aid of any kind. Cause after all it was entirely our decision and no one forced us into it. :/

*cue charlie brown piano theme*
*cue sobbing into shower washcloth*
*cue death inside*

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And yet, they get upset when you call them this.

Basket of deplorables? You don’t say....