Bless Leslie Jones for saying what we’re all thinking: “He’s hot.”

More of this please! I want an entire movie of just this. Chris Hemsworth as Fucking Hot Space Guy who doesn’t understand (or straight up ignores) Earth norms is magical. And I loved his What are Infinity Stones wall chart.

Nah, because Chris Hemsworth has pretty everything.

“I never wear cut offs; why do I keep waking up in cut offs?” This had me dying. Good question Hulk, good question.

Hi everyone! I got my new bed yesterday and I am so excited. I feel like such a grown-up! Look how pretty.

Hi Jezzies and welcome Gawkfugees! This has been an... interesting week here to say the least. Here is your Brag Thread (though I guess a lot of us could just brag about getting ungreyed on all the Jez sub-blogs)! My brag is that I bought my airfare to see Mr. Antisocial graduate from OCS, and in an uncharacteristic…

> I know that accidents happen and not every death is preventable

:). I too want to hear those alternatives: “My new PAP technique means I can remove cells from your body for testing without jamming a plastic salad tong in your vagina!”

When it works though, it REALLY is a deterrent. The summer between 9th and 10th grade, I was tasked with my biggest responsibility to date: caring for my 1 year old nephew while my sister went back to work (she’s 15 years older than me).

In my school there was a “family living” class that was taken as an elective by most of the non-academic stream kids. They had to do the egg thing, but no one taking the advanced level classes ever had to. I always wondered if they still made the people who already had kids (lots of them in my school) also carry…

It’s making me shouty, and for that I apologise, but basically us women are DAMNED IF WE DO AND BLOODY WELL DAMNED IF WE DONT. Because wearing scanty clothing = WHORE & UNACCEPTABLE, but wearing lots of clothing = TERRORIST & UNNACEPTABLE. Maybe they should fucking well shove us in cupboards so we don't offend them…

I saw one where they got some brave parents to let teenagers babysit their babies for a few days, with hidden cameras. The camera people had to step in when one boy put the baby in a bouncy seat on top of the sofa and then forgot it was there while he played Xbox. It nearly bounced right off.

I’m guessing these are not effective birth control because they do not fix the problem that teens are poor at assessing long-term consequences, their own actual risk, and at planning ahead. Even if these faux-babies did present a realistic picture of what being a parent is like, which I do not think they do, they do…

I’m an old, so our class used eggs. I asked if being gay excused you from the assignment. The health teacher was not pleased, and called my mother.

It seems like this might definitely minimize what it’s like to have a baby rather than be any kind of real indicator of what it’s like. It cries and you have to carry it around are kind of...not the bad parts, really?

People have been showing pictures of nuns in their habits on French beaches NOT being accosted by the police.

You don’t say France. I don’t know how armed government agents demanding women strip in public, didn’t possibly catch on to the world at large. It sounded like such a stellar PR plan. A surefire tourism booster.

Dear men,

like why don’t they have to shave their legs and armpits and pubes, why is my leg hair unhygienic and theirs isn’t, what.

when your skin gets too brown