Ugh this is bringing back memories of my friends coming at me with a brush like “can I do your hair!?”

Save it for next time because you know there will be a next time.

TRUE.

Yep. This has existed forever, and it’s called “ponytail.” Not a fancy one, either.

I have curly hair.

Most self-called beauty experts don’t have the first idea what to do with curly hair, let alone black women’s hair.

Not a single one of these looked remotely good. I did my bun one handed whilst cooking dinner and then took the dog for a walk in a windstorm - still looks better than any of these!

This is why my effortless, under 1 minute style, consists of having 3/4 of my head shaved.

Thank you. I just read “Here Come the Janes” for my American horror story literature class and have to write a paper about how it pertains to today.

I’m Botched by Nature. I would love to be on this show. And I’ll certainly watch it.

I’m a dadaist. There is nothing that says the dissolution of meaning like 2016. AMIRITE?

Forget being a dad feminist. I’m a dadist. I support dads’ rights to wear socks with sandals, not completely rub in the sunscreen on their nose, and to make obnoxious jokes/puns with all varying forms of customer service staff. DADS’ RIGHTS!

Like many working mothers, she worried about the expectations and judgments of how she should handle the trade-offs, knowing that few people would question my choices. And the reality was that when our girls were young, I was often away from home serving in the state legislature, while also juggling my teaching…

Says the person who has never had to worry neither about being raped, nor about being called a nigger. Cry some more, white privileged male pissbaby.

Makes more sense than women doing it really.

I work nights and my friends work late afternoons. So we all are awake until 5-6am normally. And it’s better to play Pokemon Go at night because there is no one else on the road, so you can drive slowly in circles around shopping areas hitting up a lot of Pokestops repeatedly. And of course, stop to catch pokemon that…

I thought this article would be snark on how the slappin’ n’ flappin’ of insufficiently supported boobage would scare the horsies, but I guess I can see being in physical discomfort and conveying that to an easily startled prey animal that’s carrying you around on its back would be a bad idea.

but then also, if she’s just staring at the ceiling it doesn’t sound like she’s very into it so she’s easy but you are also a bad lover? Is that what I am supposed to think?

OMG I absolutely hate gamer culture (especially when gamers try to tell ladies they can’t be gamers because....???), and I do all the things that fit in the “real gamer” category—I code, I mod, I play action games.....Gaming Gatekeepers are the worst. Keep playing your Yoshi and your mobile games, CatCheese! They’re…

This is fucking bullshit. I just binge watched that escaping polygamy show and it was like an M. Night Shyamalan movie, except you know, with lots and lots of pedophilia.