I’m Jewish so I’m kind of stuck with “Sunrise, Sunset” just like my sisters before me.

Oh god it’s so nearly impossible that I’m thinking of not doing it. OR just doing something completely random like “Pinball Wizard.”

Holy shit, I am a huge George Michael fan and have seen the Father Figure video dozens of times.

Wow. The Promise was my “song” with my first ever boyfriend. I didn’t think it was as popular as it apparently was.

Look at the whole context though:

Not the first dance, but the recessional - - “Heaven By the Dashboard Lights”, Meatloaf. I always wanted to see who was really listening.

My wife and I honestly considered dancing to Radiohead’s “Creep,” but we decided that our inside joke was not worth mortifying our parents and grandparents for.

I’d like to play the Beach Boys’ God Only Knows at my gay wedding I’m getting gay married at next year. The first line is “I may not always love you” which seems a little inappropriate for a wedding. It’s a beautiful and unique song though. Can I get away with that? How do you dance to a strange and changing rhythm…

The Police, “Every Breath You Take.” Even STING says it’s creepy and stalkerish and admits he was in a BAD place when he wrote it.

Is this where we all tell you what our first danc was and wait for the accolades? I got married a million years ago (it was actually 22) and our first dance was to Randy Newman’s I LOVE TO SEE YOU SMILE. It’s a perfect fit for our kind of love, which is pretty low maintenance, I married my best friend who I like to…

I was still trying to work out my perfect med cocktail when I first got obsessed with Hamilton, so I’d just randomly burst into tears like 6 times a day. And I’d always ALWAYS sob super hard at “It’s Quiet Uptown”. Also the end of “The World Was Wide Enough”. And I could sometimes get almost all the way through “Who…

You can learn all about itn in my new play “BURR” a heavy metal musical. Performed by all Japanese musicians and cast.

I’m not an old man who had to spend a huge part of my life in the closet, so like...i’m not really one to judge how he feels about this stuff...

*Moana

I’m glad there aren’t people all over the world tracking how often I cry in public and why....

Yeah, the phrase looses all meaning! Irregardless, their married now:)

He looks younger with short hair, but hotter with long hair. But you do you, Lin. I know those long hair annoyance feels. #ShallowMaleObjectificationThread

I use Deva-Curl shampoo with no detergents in it, and TONS of conditioner, which makes my curls defined and healthy and shiny. But then when I straighten my hair, wearing it down is the only option. Bobby pins and elastics slide out, even the ones that are supposed to be extra-grippy.

My dog is part Great Dane! He’s actually really gentle with little dogs once he gets to them but he often terrifies them by running up to them really fast. But if they growl he will fall to the ground in fear. He thinks they are exactly the same size.

Right? Those kids were dumb little assholes lol.