As one does.

I am an ebook convert but I think that was a completely reasonable response.

I have a pizza place near me that delivers beer. I never checked to see if they deliver wine!

Thank you so much to all of those that helped and gave naming suggestions for our new pupper. I’d like everyone to meet... Samwise!

I think they have different advantages for different situations. All things equal I’d pick a paper book every time - it’s better when reading before bed (no bright light shining in your eyes) and they smell better and they look hella nice on a shelf and you can loan them! But there’s something to be said for the…

SERIOUSLY. Slutty shoes. I’m dying.

Hi Jez friends! This is your Brag Thread! Any grand accomplishments, big or small, that you haven’t had a chance to brag about yet? My brag: I got ungreyed here!!! Yay! Can’t wait to read your brags. ♡

It's always funny how the same people who are oversensitive and easily offended by what other strangers (mostly women and gays) wear and what they do with their bodies are the same people who whine about how oversensitive and easily offended our generation is.

And if they are taken away, so what? Most people in the world live their entire lives without ever touching a firearm. I just don’t get the pressing need people have to own guns (I exclude rural people owning a rifle from that statement after seeing my cousin having to shoot a rabid fox to protect his dog).

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

Bahahaha yessss

A woman in pants! I bet she was all smug too and you know what happened to her! (I’m very kidding)

Why do these asshole viewers always start thier complaints by pretending they think we have stylists? Every email or DM I got attacking my appearance back in my TV morning show days would start off with “I don’t know who is doing MaxiPad’s hair/wardrobe/makeup these days but she looks like [insert animal here - pig or…

IKR? I mean, the outfit isn’t great, but ultimately it’s a pink dress that covers her up and is inoffensive to the point of boring. “Shaken to the core” is more offensive than this dress.

At a station I worked at (in a smaller market), someone wrote in that were offended by the woman meteorologist wearing pants. Nothing else, it’s just that to the writer of the note “women wearing pants is unbiblical and how dare you expose children to your unchristian ways!”

“night on the town” for this woman=8 pm church service followed by a glass and a half of white zinfandel at Barb’s house while they talk shit about the other’s women’s ‘slutty’ church outfits.

Political correctness is ruining this country! You can’t even write a nasty note insulting a tv professional without people thinking you are somehow rude or something anymore.

I wonder if the viewer would have said the same thing if she had a smaller chest. My daughter has a much larger chest than me and it’s been eye opening how people view her because of it. She wore a dress similar to this for a choir show and was called out for it.

Clashing colors?! No. Magenta and turquoise live together in harmony, you craprabbit! Learn to use a color wheel.