I can already hear the reasons people will have why funding isn’t necessary. “What, you think I’m responsible now just because some women won’t cover up or wear bug spray?”

I’m sure that was muttered dozens of times during the Tony Award broadcast.

This girl is going to see Hamilton on July 16th. A wonderful customer I have worked with for many years is flying into NYC and got us tickets as a thank you and to celebrate that we have talked every day for 20 years and will finally meet face to face. It's nice to be reminded that people can still be thoughtful in…

Spandex and anything that says “wicks away sweat.”

I can’t believe that no one, NOT ONE person in the history of that piece said “Can’t we tighten up that title?”

Does anyone know Bernadette Peters’ e-Mail address?

Bobby can get us Hamilton tickets.

And divine goddess of song and light and magic

A six-time Tony Award winning actress.

I wasn’t able to get the full round of Pertussis due to a mild reaction. Didn’t think much of it until my junior year of high school and we get a letter home there is a student with whooping cough. My mom called the school immediately but all they would do is confirm I didn’t have any classes with the student. I think…

Also, I PROMISE you that if rabies could be solved by lavender oil, I would have done that, rather than the 7 shots in my ass I got.

As someone who has undergone the rabies shots on the very slim to none chance I was bitten by a bat in my sleep, I hope those people don’t venture out into public, ever. Jesus. If the idea of dying of fucking RABIES can’t scare you into sense, you are a lost cause.

Mostly Unrelated: The other day I had a close encounter with a rusty nail (thankfully it didn't penetrate my flipflop!) and I started thinking about tetanus shots, and then I started wondering if anti vaxx people are against tetanus and rabies shots. I fell down a google rabbithole (have a phone I can take in the…

“Kid,” wrote one. “Your [sic] not a doctor...sorry to tell you, but not everything you hear on the Internet is true.”

Several anti-vax organizations have been pooling their collective intellectual powers

“the nail polish community”

Well, that’s what all the nail polish community on instagram is doing this week.

Whatever, Jaden. Me circa 1989 says my overalls are cooler plus I have this towel. (Why so huge, Kinja? Why?)