Born on the Fourth of July. I forgot I was watching Tom Cruise partway through it. I think that’s his best role.

I actually recall a street bordering Santa Barbara City College that had that moniker as well. In fact, there were signs along it basically warning you that you had a high likelihood of being assaulted there.

Secondary sex characteristics =/= genitals.

I am super jealous of her hair.

The closest I came was CUUPS, which, I mean, UUs are already the least organized organized religion.

nooooooooooooo

Jesus that is a cute family

I remember a poll about 10-12 years ago where hers was one of the names floated for the first woman president. Hells. Yes. (Although she’s dead now so I guess not, but I would totally vote for a woman named “Mankiller”)

My husband’s cousin graduated from BYU recently, and he’s been outspokenly angry about these policies. Whereupon, someone smugly told him that “BYU has the lowest reported incidence of sexual assaults in the country.”

I have been charged by a cow. They are FAST.

I had to take developmental psychology three times because some units didn’t transfer. It’s not a boring subject but after the 3rd time it gets a little old.

My dog is terrified of things like floor vents and bubbles and sometimes he bites down on the squeaker in his toys and jumps about a foot but ... thunder he doesn’t even appear to notice. Dogs are weird.

My daughter saw this picture and said “Who’s Lin-Manuel Miranda?”

Latex rubber is naturally derived from plants but it’ll still give me one hell of a rash.

Yeah my photos and video all automatically back up to Google. No public streaming required.

I think it’s only worked like ... once, but it was a 6 hour flight from Boston to Seattle at 6am so the extra seat was GLORIOUS.

Yeah I’m one of those people who will sometimes book window/aisle in the hopes that the middle seat won’t get taken on a long flight. Of course, it usually gets booked and then I swap with that passenger so they’re not squished between us. Never had an objection.

My maiden name, translated from two languages, is “White and Fair of the Laurel.” That’s not so bad.

Even better - the other passenger was willing to switch, and does not appear to have been asked to leave the flight.

Right? So bizarre. One of them got way creepy; he was the older brother of one of my students and kept asking me to go out with him after work, when he’d pick his sister up. And like ... I was engaged at the time, and he knew this. And then I dropped it into every goddamn conversation because he wouldn’t stop.