I don’t know what you mean by “already” because a) I’m 43 so not exactly a spring chicken, and b) if by “already” you mean since the day I was born, well, so are we all.

Oh that makes a lot of sense. I’m only 5'5" and I was carrying all out in front. More like that photo of her at 39 weeks. But yeah if she’s that tall and long-waisted.

I think possibly you’re confused as to what “congenital” means.

Huh, that’s odd, because when I work out I end up prostrated with PVCs and have to up my beta-blockers. It’s almost like I should listen to my cardiologist about dealing with my congenital heart defect instead of random internet people.

Usually not the WHOLE baby, but yeah, you can totally make out body parts sometimes.

I mean, I looked like I was shoplifting a small watermelon but ... where is the fetus in that woman??

Vitriolic Queen. I didn’t even have to think about it.

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I spent the weekend at a comicon with all-gender restroom options and, like ... it’s impossible to guess gender on half the people dressed up anyway. We were all too busy trying to keep our capes and space marine armor out of the toilets to be worried about who was packing what equipment under them.

Are we really gonna do the “genitals are totally equivalent to shoulders and legs” thing? Because like ... dudes already get to walk around with way more inches of skin exposed than women do. See below for all the people talking about how their high schools made the boys play “shirts and skins”.

Yes, apparently if you have season tickets you get priority to buy next years season tickets. I guess they still have tickets for this year and this seemed like a good marketing tactic?

My 60 year old MIL got catcalled in her muddy gardening clothes. In Utah. By a Mormon dude.

I actually had this happen. Well okay, I was wearing a hoodie and jeans, and no ski mask, but a dude in my college biology lab claimed he was distracted by my “intense eyes”. Also, he was like 15 years younger than me so ew.

Vegas. The photographer is retained by the hotel/casino, so our total cost for rights to all our photos and video was $800. Granted, this was 10 years ago, but still.

I can totally imagine that, actually. I have photos of my gramma in lingerie that grampa took. They had 7 kids and were married 50+ years, I am pretty sure they were banging ALL THE TIME.

We’re supposed to get it in Seattle in 2017. They’re telling people to buy season tickets for THIS year so as to be assured of being able to get tickets for it NEXT year.

I see those sexy wrists, you HARLOT.

Well apparently the REAL problem is just the 6-8 inches of thigh above the knee. That lower 12" or so of leg is apparently just not enticing!

*looks down at morning toast and jam*

He looks a little like a guy I work with, too. Only my co-worker has glasses and doesn’t yell about fetuses.