I feel like the big draw for Uber is the ease of hailing / paying for one from your smartphone. But there’s at least two different apps for regular cabs where I live, with all the convenience AND the added bonus that I get the cab number and company name when it’s dispatched so I know exactly which car I’m getting.

Well but only if you get caught: “and they are discovered”.

I didn’t know it was a different adhesive! It’s not the first time I’ve reacted to an adhesive (there was an incident with my surgical dressings after my c-section) so I probably should have been anticipating it. The longest I was able to keep it on was 4 days before I started having horrible stabbing pain radiating…

I KNOW!? I’ve never figured it out. At least when they make a joke about “joining in” it’s just their porno fantasy. The line of “logic” from “Lesbian A doesn’t want to date me but I bet Lesbian B hasn’t got a boyfriend!” confounds me.

It doesn’t even work all the time. I had a dude that would not stop asking me out at work, even though I was engaged and planning a wedding at the time. And he knew this. AND he was 12 years younger than me!

My little sister’s been with her girlfriend for 5 years now, since they were both 15. When a guy hits on my sister and she indicates her girlfriend, he will then attempt to hit on her girlfriend, instead.

I really wanted to use the patch but it turns out I’m allergic to the adhesive. :(

Hahaha we totally thought the same thing.

When my dad was ill, I met with my 3 younger siblings to talk about what we needed to do for him. A little backstory: I have one full brother 18 months younger, and two half-siblings that are 20+ years younger than I am. So at the time, they were in their teens, I was married with kids of my own, and my full brother…

Mark Hamill says Luke could be gay

My father did his best to give away anything he wanted his kids and grandkids to have before he died. Because he knew my stepmother wouldn’t let anything leave the house afterward. I say “did his best” because she’s a hoarder and we had to smuggle stuff out when she wasn’t looking. There’s still a few of his books I’d…

My aunt has been crocheting all the Star Wars characters (despite never having seen any of the movies!?!) so I just linked her this. I mean, it is my birthday this month. So what if I’ll be 43?

I’m still stuck on “rage like W”, frankly.

idk, I like that the girly elephant sticker comes complete with pearls to clutch.

Ditto. I have really low blood pressure but I’m afraid it’d shoot up high enough for me to stroke out.

So ... if she gets the nom, who are you voting for?

I think Applebee’s should have at least ranked below “being hit by a car”.

I am going to pretend that is actually a photo of you in that. And that is how you strut around the house all day.

Thiiiissssssss

It’s totally true. If I forget to moisturize my skin goes ballistic with the oil production and by the end of the day my face is like a bucket of KFC.