I often tell people I’ve reserved my seat in hell between Gandhi and Freddie Mercury.

I just had an argument at work with a guy who thinks Leia’s going to fall to the Dark Side. Uh, she’s the most emotionally stable character in the whole franchise! I will fight you bro!

Ditto. 4 years old, and it’s remained one of my favorite movies. I was c3po for Halloween at least once, I’ve made a Jabba-killing bikini, Jedi robes, and a vintage bedsheet dress.

Oh. Oh god. That was the image that did it. Excuse me, my breakfast wants to say hello.

I don’t even like whiskey but Im’a join you for that.

I was thinking “didn’t that yank his hair, ripping that thing off like that?”

These gigantic fleece Star Trek pants my kid made for me. I do not work out.

Congratulaaaaaations! If you’re in Seattle I will babysit. ;)

ohhhhh Twin Peaks. I played the shit out of that soundtrack album as a depressed, moderately goth, 90’s teen.

I actually knew that I was sensitive to certain tapes/adhesives. I’d get red and itchy. So they assured me they’d use a hypoallergenic dressing. Welp, apparently, it was not. I’m just glad I soaked it off in the shower instead of letting the doctor yank it off!

It’s funny, because I had wanted a crunchy-granola water birth originally. But by the time I actually got pregnant I’d learned I had a weird-ass uterus. So when my OB said I could labor if I really wanted to try it, but I had an 80% chance of needing surgical intervention, I decided experiencing labor wasn’t really…

I second (third? fifth?) the stuff about pain meds too. I enjoyed the HELL out of my vicodin prescription.

OH MY GOD THERE IS AN OCTOPUS AND IT’S ONLY $100!1!!!!!!1!!

Mine was pretty much a breeze except that I was allergic to the surgical tape they stuck my dressing on with. Took half my skin with it. :(

At first my kid would sleep all day long and wake up all night. I ended up sticking her in a swing and just winding it (because it was an old swing) all night long, to train her to sleep.

Oh my god, where do I buy that? I live a block from an elementary school, the kids will LOVE him!

I would just like to point out that the Blanche panties are crotchless.

I have known 5 year olds to do extremely advanced drawings (for their age). More complex lips and eyes even than that. Honestly, that rainbow-scribbly-head is a pretty advanced use of color as well. Some 5-year-olds are still in the “potato people” stage.

I think they’ll be closed for a while regardless; I’m seeing reports that the police had to smash through the doors with an armored personnel carrier.

According to their website, they actually do. Not that it’s really relevant because it’s a legal medical procedure.