For that salary I might actually clean my house.

Tea tree oil. Extremely acne-prone teenage me discovered an allergy to benzoyl peroxide. NOTHING budged my acne until I found tea tree oil.

I love onions but can’t really eat them because I’ll get sick. And I STILL don’t say I’m allergic. Because I’m really not, I’ll just have an upset stomach and fart a lot. OTHER people may be allergic to me eating them, though.

The Chump.

I have an aunt, who was the “cool aunt” when I was growing up. She’s just a few years older than me and I adored her.

Fucking just say you don’t like peanuts, lady. You’re ruining EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE.

six-foot tall devoutly Christian golden retriever

My stepson was like this, and it was totally his mother enabling him. Once he ate one bite of lettuce and vomited on the table.

I think in a restaurant my brain would go to some version of spinach artichoke dip. Mostly because that’s what my kid wants to order every time.

Also notice how he’s covering Rudy’s ears. Especially creepy in hindsight.

There was a WHOLE RACK. There must be a warehouse full of the best of the crushed-velvet, floral, combat-booted 90’s somewhere.

I was out with my daughter yesterday, and in Wet Seal she pulled a maroon, crushed panne velvet, lace-trimmed babydoll dress off the rack. The tag inside said Contempo Casuals. IT’S TRUE

It says the model is wearing a 14UK. It looks like it’d be too big for me, I’m a 10-12 too.

Do you think so? I feel like it would be the opposite: that premium prices would be for “real” meat, and that’s what the elitists would end up eating. Although I guess that presupposes that vat-grown meat would a) be more cost-effective and b) actually take off as a thing people would buy. I could see it go either way.

I assumed that it’s grown from animal cells. Basically cloning an animal, but instead of the whole animal, you’re just growing the tasty parts.

You’d rather kill an animal than grow a single, perfect steak in a vat, with exactly the right percentage of fat? I mean, it’s not like the market for “the real thing” will ever go away anyway.

Seriously this is going to be the BEST thing. And you can make a burger out of anything you can get a few cells from. Forget bison or ostrich or alligator, how about tiger or panda bear or wooly mammoth??

I don’t even see how Uber is more convenient, at least where I am. I have two apps that will summon and pay for a regular taxi, with rates that are clearly spelled out.

A professor I know found this in his college’s library earlier this week. I think I found your leak.

I had a classmate named Xhiwin. I could never quite seem to say it right, but it’s sort of like “shee-win”.