Having watched both, there is a level of competence just in basic filmmaking here that the Hillary Duff/Sharon Tate movie lacked. Additionally, that film took tremendous artistic license in depicting the crime itself. Is this exploitative? Sure, but not in anywhere near the same place and at least sticks to fairly…

He dies kind of in the middle.  

Nerds wept.

I think I would rather watch a full movie of this:

It’s a drink, is it not? And by bringing your own, you are depriving the theater of sales of a bottle of water, are you not? Seems like you are hypocritically creating your own exception to the “No Outside Food and Drink” rule.

Exactly, none of the workers make enough money to actually give a shit what people bring in. Employees don’t care, only a small group of fussy people on the internet do.

“I have yet to see any posted rule regarding water bottles at any movie theater I’ve been to.”

So water doesn’t fall under the “drink” part of no outside food or drink? 

“Scott Lang will be pissed off when he learns Clint was able to roam around his property, while he was confined indoors.”

Scott could also go outdoors!  He just had a much, much smaller yard because of his choice of community.   

God has turned their backs on us.

First of all, you can do anything if you don’t get caught.

This is alarming behavior, and I’m concerned for your wellbeing. I’d feel better if you could name any movie you’ve seen not starring Jason Biggs.

Bought a 2 lb bag of M&M Peanuts to watch Endgame tomorrow (Tuesday). Cargo shorts are a must.

Thanks. I just hit my wife in the eye with a quarter because she brought me a drink and I instinctively tipped because of this column.

Why "my adult daughter." That was an odd qualifier. 

Always tip the ticket taker. If you can’t afford to tip the ticket taker 85%, you can’t afford to go to the movies. Full stop, no exceptions.

And if you, like the ladies who sat next to me this weekend, bring an entire meal (with appetizers) from PF Changs to eat during the movie? And have to get up to wash your hands twice? And leave your smelly trash? Die in a fire.

But most theaters now sell booze themselves, so.....