Also too bad that this has been the case for 242 years, yet the Democrats still haven’t figured it out yet.

However the collapsing thing is a testimony to her grit and determination. She pushed through pneumonia.

Obama had to pay Hillary to campaign for him.

But I love my wife emotionally,

Bernie Sanders’ decision to pout for a while when he lost instead of trying harder to convince his supporters to vote for Hillary Clinton

also the fact that Hillary Clinton was a shitty candidate. sure, she was miles better than Trump, but maybe the Democrats should have nominated someone who was actually electable.  just a thought.

What can you say?

So yes, I realize if my wife found out, which she won’t, it would devastate her and our families.

But...what can I say, we really like fucking each other?

“if my wife found out, which she won’t” lol

You started an affair with a 17-year old when you were 24? 

I mean, yeah, here’s hoping for the best for both of them, but I’ve always wondered about the sort of person who breaks up with one person to date their sibling.

I dated a young woman at one point who had a very attractive sister. It never crossed my mind to try to cross that line, because I liked my girlfriend (we…

When you finally figure out the first plant you’re gonna grow on Mars:

“Me just going to take kids to this and enjoy ride.”

WE GET IT, THIS MONSTER FUCKS! 

The band posting it is truly mystifying to me. I could see if it was a shitty cell-phone vid uploaded to YouTube, but the band saying, “Yes, the people need to see this!!” makes no sense.

This is worse. Celine singing AC/DC is “mom, you’re embarrassing me!” but it isn’t objectively bad.

At a concert I was dragged to, I once had to watch Imagine Dragons attempt a Rush song - Tom Sawyer.

Oh you haven’t heard this from February? She is glorious.

In this reenactment we have the Fast Food Worker playing the role of the City and the Man Hungry for Ice Cream playing the truck drivers.

Very progressive thinking there