you have to be fair

This problem illustrates more an issue with reading comprehension than anything else.

The Jets!

Christ. First the Eagles, now the Caps. What other long-suffering fanbase is going to win next?

Is this about baseball or just about numeracy in America? Most people don’t understand the weather report when it says there’s a 30% chance of rain and almost half of a group of MIT freshman got the “a ball and a bat cost $1.10. The bat costs $1 more than the ball. How much is the ball?” question.

Since there are only two outcomes in baseball, if you didn’t win a game then you would have lost it.

“...Above .500?”

He’s... um... well, uh, look, there’s no easy way to put this so I’ll just say it. He’s wearing a Papelbon jersey.

I feel like that’s a little less true in Trumps America

He almost crushed a dong.

To be fair, this whole incident escalated due to a few missed periods.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

This is exactly right.
He’s a protection racket that still burns your fucking store down after you pay him.

First off, thank you for your service. Secondly, I agree wholeheartedly. People love to bash this country, but I don’t think people understand how great we have it. This country pioneered individual rights, and is a champion for them to this day. People can protest all they want. Some I agree with, some I think are a…

This ‘we are ALL to blame’ narrative comes across as a makeshift coping mechanism, that also happens to be factually absurd.

I’m a 26+ year vet. Do I agree with every protest out there? No, but I feel a sense of fulfillment that I stand, even if just symbolically, for everyone’s freedom to protest or give the government the finger. It’s that ideal, I think that makes the constitution worth fighting for. Unfortunately, today, “the…

Probably not a majority, but point taken.

WEEK 1
NFL: “Stand or stay in locker room.”
Players: *stay in locker room*
Morons: “THEY NEED STAND ON FIELD BOOOOOO!”

WEEK 2:
NFL: “Stand on field.”
Players: *stand on field, fists raised*
Morons: “THEY RAISE FIST BOOOOOO!”

WEEK 3
NFL: “Stand on field with hands down.”
Players: *stand on field, hands down, heads…

We’ve gotten ourselves into this mess by underestimating how much Trump is willingly acting. He does most things, and says many outlandish things, on purpose, to elicit extreme reactions. He’s openly lying about the FBI investigation, not because he doesn’t know the facts, but because he’s actively trying to undermine…

You are literally the worst person who ever lived.