Of course Bass didn’t respond, that reporter was looking for treble.

Canada: putting the second “U” in humourless since 1867.

From: James LeNouail

How the fuck is the only respectable email on there from Montreal?!!!!! Really Canada you are going to let MONTREAL be the voice of reason?

Nive job Samer. Now we’re gonna have to take the Jets away from Winnipeg again to show them who’s boss.

France, meanwhile, is thrilled to not be the venue for German-English fighting for a change.

What a strange Hill to dye on.

Berkley and her parents were also disqualified from last month’s Nap-A-Thon due to a violation of the Tuck Rule.

Good god... why not just use Comic Sans guys?

He’s a very sensitive guy, with his big doe eyes. And I was gonna shoot him, too, like you’d shoot a deer. But then people would start asking, “Who Shot J.R.?” And that would be a distraction to our team.

Didn’t like the packaging. It wasn’t in a suitcase or in a gift basket when he checked into his hotel room.

Krugerrands or GTFO

[dying]

+ 27,000 worker deaths

I haven’t seen anyone struggle this much to get past Panama since 1914.

“He wouldn’t have been shot if he had a stable father figure in his life.”

I think if a man did the same thing as in the above GIF, we’d hear quite a bit about it. That man would most likely be Javale McGee.

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip

Allow Tommy, Lacey, Tim, Erin Gloria, & Nick to show you their matching ‘NO RAGRETS’ tattoos.

In Murrlin that would be “Wooeeuuhhhrldstar”