That shit would never happen on deadspin... It’s not like someone fucking up the proper usage of the term “bicycle kick” and proceeding to make the weakest defense in the history of weak defenses regarding said mistake would escape unscathed... At least by folks outside the comment section proletariat, that is (namely…

Quoting myself from a response to Pixelrabbit (because this is Deadspin and we can do that):

I was going to use the phrase “gerrymandered to shit” in a comment on another article in defense of sensible, progressive Texans... But your version is much more eloquent.