And by literally you mean the new definition which means "not actually?"

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

On the way home, Rousey picked up a box of Plan B, just in case.

Always a highlight truther.

And considering this IS deadspin, I certainly wasn't expecting a response like that.

"Dude, she totally boned me!"
- that guy's lung, after being punctured

C3 PO'ed.

Is this the same professional sports journalism that gets mad because they feel Marshawn Lynch doesn't show them the proper amount of respect?

Asking for a friend.

Man, here I was, all ready to pounce and defend my precious giant baby JJ against your baseless attacks. "ACTUALLY," I'd begin, before launching into a paragraphs-long missive about how you're deeply mistaken, and what do you even know about log cabins anyway, and stop being so mean, and just shut your stupid lying…

Were these the listing pictures, that were taken before he moved in? Because I saw some Nascar stuff in the kitchen, and he never came across as a racist to me.

There are exactly zero mentions of the furnishings in this article.

3 kitchens and I didn't see 1 lunch pail. smh

You are a brave man, Albert.

staggering outside in the predawn gloaming with a buffalo hide wrapped around his shoulders

Sounds like he was just flaunting residency rules again.

A tit for a tat makes the whole world a boob.

Riley Cooper now has one less teammate he will fight

"The defendant himself has 'opened the door' to this topic," the filing from deputy district attorney William McCauley reads. "The topic was later found with multiple gunshot wounds to the head."

Severely reduced pay for everyone!

You get promoted to a Grade 18 Commenter for that one.