Goddamnit please no lil b -rockets fans

Nick Bodell

“More likely than not” is enough to rule against someone in any civil suit. It’s legalese, not just “well, gosh, I guess they did it...”

What happens if you use steroids for the short term (say, 2 months) to build a base, and then discontinue the steroid use but continue with a weight-lifting regiment? Can you maintain those ill-gotten gains?

And now, a doctor... here... we... go...

Can people with honorary doctorates please stop being called Doctors in public???

Something to keep in mind when pondering the quandary posed by trying to match the production values and tone to the performer is you always want them to mirror the artist’s innate, most essential attribute.

More like “That moment when you keep your finger on the turbo button a split-second too long.”

There’s discussion above about protocol in such a situation. If a pitcher just hits a guy in his elbow pad or something, then whatever let’s move on. But what you don’t want to do as a pitcher is escalate the situation and cause the opposing dugout to clear out in a ruckus, so you avoid anything that appears…

A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

+1

I laughed... I felt uncomfortable close to the truth... then I laughed again just in case the cameras saw me stop laughing. +1.

Luckily for Blatter, all he needs to do to avoid U.S. surveillance is stay out of the country.

This is my favorite thing in sports.

This is all fine and good but Ranger baseball doesn't officially start until Elvis screws with Adrian while he's trying to catch a pop up during a live play.

And Bill O’Reilly is an independent.

Except the parts where Romney was his first choice and he hates unions, sure, he’s a liberal and staunch Democrat.

Is there any way both of these teams lose and the Spurs get back into the playoffs?

Flagrant foul, offensive foul, whatever. One thing’s for sure. All you guys in this thread have horrible taste in sexual partners.