IT THINKS IT’S PEOPLE

THEY'RE WALKING LIKE HUMANS NOW - WE ARE DOOMED.

I'm a life-long Pats fan and a 25 year season ticket holder. That being said, John Stewart is hilarious. And Brady cheated.

George Halas used to cut holes in other team’s towels and put itching powder on their bars of soap. He also had a dog trained to run out on the field at Wrigley Field in case he was out of timeouts and needed another timeout. Ah, the founder of the league. The confessions are found in “The Complete History of the…

I will care about this story when it’s revealed that Tom secretly switched the balls out for those Nerf vortex footballs that John Elway used to chuck at kids in the 90’s

Meanwhile, over at Grantland, we are 36 hours into this, and nary a peep.

“Ok weed is out, so we know it’s character flaws.”

Somewhere Pop kicked a puppy.

I actually flew down to LA for the game. As we were getting in a cab to go to another bar at about 1130 I saw Kahwi and Cory Joseph walking back into the Ritz. They were very sober and looked about as fun as as a heart attack .

Haters, Ya Know..

This is outrageous. As a sports fan in the 21st century, I demand that my athletes wallow in self pity for at least six weeks after losing

Thabo sees this video and weeps.

“Aron! What are you drinking for?!?”

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Gonzaga thugs strike again.

I'm tired of this victim-blaming culture, you misogynist pig. Why don't you go oppress some minorities.

Doc Rivers on the refs after the game “you know I don’t complain much...” I stopped listening after that.

Well color me shocked that the diversion program wasn’t the WNBA

Well, he’s definitely not knees.

I figured my “WNBA”, “Glory Johnson”, and “same-sex couple arrest” joke would be a real slam dunk, but I just can’t seem to get it off the ground.