It's too bad they can't just use methamphetamine or cocaine anymore.

Suing a journalist over an anecdote will prove to everyone that Eric Lindros isn't a dick.

So vandalizing a hundreds of years old monument is cool?

Why exactly is McMahon entitled to some in-depth discussion over what a coach and player got into an argument about?

What a difference Garnett makes. Now if someone doesn't play defense that player gets yelled at. While last year if someone didn't play defense it would have only been Love.

I was stupid and childish

If I was AP and my agent did some dumb stuff like this, I'd be switching my agent.

Well, Tom, if you can think of a better term to describe songs from The Sound Of Music, I'd sure like to hear it.

The NFL has a history of this. Sam Hurd was the instant-gram guy.

420 sounds high.

I don't know, I kind of look the same way after 420.

Found it. Quality's shit, though:

Well, if it's worse than the impact from Ray Rice, it must be on par with the impact from the handrail.

Good thing you are a hematologist, that last comment will leave him bleeding out his ass.

You must be right. No one has ever played a contact sport at the highest level while anticoagulated.

If Bosh thinks he can be back on the court in time for another Heat finals appearance, he better not hold his breath.

I hope he has a full recovery. But you have to think that if you survive an asteroid collision that massive, eventually it's going to catch up to your health.

Life finds a way.

I would like to point out that 99% of black people do not support Don Lemon. We are extremists in that regard.