and gave a bunch of money to Mitt Romney's campaign.

"Wait, Smoltz said gays are basically people who have sex with animals? He said they're people? Fuckin' libtard."

As a Republican, Curt should be less concerned with where his votes are coming from and more concerned with suppressing them.

Of course Curt Schilling isn't gonna listen to a bunch of old geezer sportswriters. Why would he start paying attention to fossils now?

Yeah, that Applebee's menu will be a collector's item.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

False flag?

This is a myth. NCAA athletes are permitted to work when their sport is out of season.

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

"Serves him right."

Counterpoint: Fuck Mike Pereira

He'll Suh, right?

In addition to the decline in team nickname use, Washington was also down 27 points on the scoreboard during each broadcast.

The number of "Redskins" mentions (as well as other terms) would have been a lot higher had Christmas dinner with my grandmother constituted an NFL broadcast.

Hell, some of his teammates didn't even realize he had retired.

Seems fitting that his retirement also sailed over the heads of his receivers.

See that locker, there?

Great, now the tip of my thumb is burnt from scrolling past your fiery hot take.

#BlackKneesMatter