He's a legit sociopath. Listen to him speak and it's obvious he's an intelligent, charming guy; the vicious cheap shots he delivers on the field are not "emotional in the moment" type altercations. He does that shit calmly and with intent.

Murray: Questionable (Penis)

Of course it was Carmelo keeping him from throwing another punch. God forbid somebody else take a shot, for once.

Men, I ask you, is there a more ghastly combination of words in the English language than..

I have no idea what I just read nor why I read it.

I ain't your buddy, pal!

Little Timmy: "Who we playin' next week?"

If you think this is good, you should see your own video of Biebs like TORCHING motherfuckers.

1:01 is a travel.

He's taking his talents to the cafeteria.

While Lebron Jr. does a pretty darn good impression of his daddy — from the one-man fastbreaks to the crab-dribbling and-ones — I was more impressed by the kids in white doing a better impression of James Harden on defense.

It's certainly dumb to try and project an nine-year-old's NBA prospects

That's not that bad of a gash:

Yes, and it was no accident, either. Welker beat the dog on porpoise.

"I liek chocolate milk."

I'd rather die next year than have Chris Conte play on my team again.

"I don't think you understand how this works."

So, would it be fair to say that this article has helped Darren Rovell's brand?

Maybe he misunderstood their taunts of "Put in the doughboy."

According to commenter lobstr, there is indeed such an elevator.