Recall that most guys don't make million dollar salaries. So the whole "life of privilege and excess" thing might be a bit too much hyperbole, especially considering the average length of an NFL career. Also, I doubt Dorsett is looking for your sympathy based on his interview. He goes out of his way to make it clear…

"... long flowing shiny hair."

Reluctant +1

+1 the force is strong in the replies today

+1 #hardyknows

As a former LeBron-hater, I must first admit that BronBron seems increasingly less like the über talented, yet petulant child we saw at the beginning of his tenure with Miami (while life wasn't perfect his first go-round with Cleveland, the Bron we all loved to hate didn't make an appearance until the infamous…

That's a strange detail to get hung-up on out of everything else in this story. Methinks thou doth protest too much... Who hurt you???

Maybe this is just my Anti-CP3 bias but his "this might not be for her" statement reeked of "This here a man's game, sugar tits." He and his supporters can pretend he would have said it regardless of gender after that kind of officiating, but as a member of a team leading the league in Techs and an overall crybaby,…

Sure seems like it, doesn't it?

Quick, what's the proper objection if the prosecutor tries to introduce said shoulder rubbing during direct examination of this witness? What's that? Oh, Evidence isn't a typical first-year course, you say? No worries, I don't know the answer either...

Well, so much for all that. I'm starting to think all my heroes are nothing but guilded façades...

"Fuuuuu..." - Tom Brady

+1 Ah, you bastard... I was rushing to post a similar quip. However, it's probably better that you get the nod, seeing as my comments tend to languish in gray-land :(

+1 because: murder trial!

Can they like retroactively take away NFL licensing? I mean, isn't that what originally why it was being sold at $150 a pop? Are the folks who originally ponied up just screwed for any lost value?

"Fuck it, we'll do it live!"

Hustle'n Flow perhaps?

Well, whatdya expect? I don't even have an avatar. In any event, BOOO on you, good sir.

And he's awful in fantasy leagues because he's constantly slowing things down by attempting to draft Cristiano Ronaldo in every damn round.

Ah, bastard... +1