The only bigger dagger in the heart for Philly would have been if Cosby was in the booth. serving drinks.

I liked this one too. When they thought they were losing.

Either this is the most meta troll ever, or you have no sarcasm detector

Gotta love how the license plate is blacked out. I don't think privacy is a concern of these two stellar citizens.

Bless your heart.

You get out of the greys because this is fuckin hilarious

I agree with the cops here. There are absolutely no laws (at least that I'm aware of) that allow freedom of speech in this country. I mean, the entire reason this nation was founded was because we wanted those in authority to act without discretion or be subjected to the views of the people. I'm like 87% sure on this

Now would be a great time to bring back this campaign...

Something about Mark Sanchez being dirty combined with the butt fumble, maybe?

That's a clever costume to portray the NFC South.

HA. Gold star for the day.

Why are so many people rushing to judgment here. Maybe he got a venomous snake bite on his asshole and this good samaritan is simply trying to draw out the poison. This should be viewed as a sign that there is still goodness left in Detroit. People here are still willing to help each other out. Shame on you all.

Just fact-checking Dick Cheney's claims that "rectal feeding" isn't torture.

Minutes earlier:

You guys act like you've never played cornhole while tailgating

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

After the past few weeks, it's good to see some love again for Golden Taint.

This is actually a shoot for one of those porn scenes in which people have sex in public in a third world country.

I'm not sure why this is news, Samer. Bengals fans eat butthole all the time, and even consider it their city's signature dish.