The toenails trouble me more than the lump.

The thrill of victory, the agony of de feet.

That lump is maybe the 4th most disgusting thing about this foot.

Damn- British toenails look just like their teeth.

He's not getting it. He's been indefinitely suspended for not accepting and showing contrition for what he did, not for what he did. When you have to shove leaves in your kids mouth to stop him from screaming due to the beating you're giving him, you're a giant a-hole.

"I've seriously thought about this real hard. I continue to pray about it..."

His conscience is clear when it comes to beating his children but come time to dream out of his ass about the Olympics he needs to continually pray. The baby Jesus would be so proud.

I'm rarely angry when I'm jerking it.

You can't just multiply a 40 yard time by five to get a 200 yard time because a 200 runner won't have to accelerate from 0 mph four more times.

Everyone should take jerking very seriously.

"Besides in gymnastics I heard there's this event where they beat a horse."

Sure, he's fast, but nobody's fast enough to be in 6 places at the same time.

Although he can apply for reinstatement in April, Peterson will likely miss the first three games of next season

Ku Ku Ho would have worked better. And that only took me 2 seconds.

I will, for sure. I just followed you on here, btw. I like cars, but don't know enough about them to have, like, talks about them. I know what cars i really like, though, and am normally hanging around the top 1000 or so for every single Seasonal/timed event on Gran Turismo 6, if that even means anything. Essentially,…

Could not be said more succinctly.

All this comment does is win.

Big deal. Even if he walks from this case Hernandez has got to know he is still in big time trouble. With the league's new personal conduct policy, he's facing a six, maybe even eight game suspension.

Judge: "This evidence is inadmissible. Bailiff, throw it out."
Bailiff: [throws evidence eight yards short of the garbage can]
Bailiff: [walks over and picks evidence up off the courthouse floor]
Bailiff: [throws evidence like ten yards over the garbage can and a bit to the right of it]
Bailiff: [walks over and picks…

What the fuck is with the gradual downsizing of.......everything?