“Speed is not important to me.”

Watching the introductory press conference it was impossible not to be struck hard by the identical body language, positioning, verbal cues, and pretty much entire personality shared by Kim and Trump. The only really glaring difference was Trumps anus-lips. They are essentially the same person.

Face is bud, the world would be a better place without you, with overpopulation and climate change and all.

I find it amazing that the feminist position on sex work is Pro. Why on Earth would one woman encourage another woman to set their ambitions so low and enter into a career field that is so damaging? I thought feminism was about uplifting females. I would never in my life suggest to my sister that she enter into…

They looked like regular white people who kiss their dogs in the mouth and enjoy the occasional Pat Benatar ditty.

Yeah, ‘cause millennials are such reliable voters, with high turn out rates!

My mom was a guest at a professor’s house. A fellow guest was determined once she saw black faces in her midst to hear an authentic negro spiritual. She excitedly asked my mom if she knew any “chants”. My mom could barely contain herself. From laughing. She replied “Gregorian ones”. My mom was raised Catholic.

I eat the shells on shrimp. 

I’m sure Trump thought it said “golf stimulator” wherein he could practice his short game while getting blown by a porn star

I know I sound like a broken record, and maybe it’ll get me greyed, and I can’t wait for all the “ha ha, you think GMG has editors” comments, but....

Who the hell is the editor in this shindig? How the hell does an article with this many formatting errors not get cleaned up before it’s published?

She’s on the right side of everything she’s fighting for, and working to create a better world for our children and children’s children.

A scary, scary Muslim who’s also an outspoken brown-skinned woman. She’s Trump’s antithesis. 

LOL Fuuuuuuuuuuuck Y O U

She didn’t say “Jews control America through money”, dipshit. She was talking about AIPAC. AIPAC controls America through money. To conflate Jews and AIPAC is (drumroll, please) really fucking antisemitic.

She’s a Muslim woman in politics. People who hate her for just existing will never let her forget this. 

Probably because it’s not.

Being funded by Russia or China is bad. Being funded by Israel is good. What were the chances a Muslim wouldn’t know that?  Did she skip her Congressional Indoctrination Trip to the Holy Land?

She didn’t say a single thing that was anti-Semitic. Fuck Nancy Pelosi. Fuck Chelsea Clinton. Fuck all the Democrats that let AIPAC bribe them.  So sick of all these corrupt politicians that don’t work for the American people. Establishment Dems are just as corrupt and easy to bribe as Republicans.

That’s cool I cut my hand on my plastic starbucks lid and bled all over my khakis.