Seeing that paunchy Trumpie goober metaphorically getting his bow shoved up his ass was deeply satisfying. He decided to go out courting trouble and he found some.

I would hope you would. Unfortunately, most wouldn’t and don’t.

All of these were done in a single session, and for some reason they have been dribbled out one day at a time like oil leaking from my car, until they have formed a giant puddle of filthy residue covering the entire driveway that is Jezebel.

The British lost more men in one day at the Somme than the US did in 10 years in Vietnam. No wonder they still remember that war. The US just starts another one and adds the last one to our list.

This is an Onion parody of a movie review, right? Right? Jesus.

How the fuck has Jezebel fallen so low as to give an ignorant shithead like you any kid of platform to spew these garbage takes on films?

Wow, it’s actually the total opposite of what you describe. But you’ll never know because you’re letting your stupidity and closed mindedness get the best of you. 

Boy, i can’t wait for the next episode of Clarissa Jezsplains It All.

Did you watch it? I doubt you did. Just like I doubt Joan Summers actually watched it, and if she did I don’t understand how she makes a living writing in English. 

White Bernie bros blackfishing on the Root are the most annoying bros. How is being condescending to Harriot helping your boy Bernie?

Can you put a price on choking a girl against her will?  Maybe you can.

Somewhere near Edwards, CO, a 36 year old woman whispers “good.”

The problem is that kids who previously would have identified as gay or tomboy etc (not adhering to old fashioned gender roles) are now encouraged to identify as trans. 35 staff at UK trans clinic quit in last six years due to over diagnosing of trans. There are no studies on how many to onto de-transition. There are…

It was a deliberate decision b/c Spanfeller and Great Hill Partners serve the needs of the capitalist class. They are taking a financial loss on this particular group of sites to shut down a voice which could inspire others to ultimately organize towards their doom.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Splinter was a damn good website.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.