Um, respectively, who gives a fuck? I’d be willing bet (a small denomination) more than 10% of all Americans work more over 60 hours a week. I mean I get the fact that Uber employees are driving around other humans, but considering if you drove to work for your job, drove as your job, and then drove to do anything…

Seems to only be applicable to situations where there is appreciable traffic, though. What about those situations where the right lane is travelling at 60mph, and you are travelling in the left lane at 65mph, and you come up behind someone who is going 60mph in the left lane such that you can not get around them? How…

Yup, tailgating makes traffic worse for other people especially.

This! This is why I love jalopnik. More of this type of stuff.

I don’t think our capitalism is any more noble.

These are great... but sometimes I find myself reading too much into this kind of thing after reading an article like this. For example, I’ll read this and go home and then start to fret my boyfriend and I are destined to not work out because when we are watching TV and he’s looking at his phone and I lean over to…

Welcome to the continuing saga of Jalopnik trashing Elon Musk. No other news to report I suppose. I guess I’ll just stare at this Chevy ad that popped up in the middle of the article for a while...probably unrelated

The word nigger is a weapon. It was used to rape, murder and enslave. It is still used today to murder, silence and dehumanize. Yes, this weapon belongs in a museum where blacks and whites alike can study its danger. But heres the kicker: We, black people, get sent home with a copy no matter what. Why? because the…

You are correct. In America, a white person cannot do anything without some minority group having a problem with it, even if it’s just getting a cup of coffee.

The love to be auto exclude themselves. also perfectly fine to call a white, white which shouldn’t be the case...

This is bullshit. If you want to stop the alt right you need to stop demonizing white people for no reason. Hate breeds hate.

Not all white people are privileged, nor are all black people at a disadvantage. Ambition and upbringing are the real factors. Be confident and work hard and you will do well, be treated well in life. If Tyler Perry, as a black man living out of his car, can do it, anyone black or white or purple or green can. Im…

You’re lucky to be alive.

You have a shitty scale. Next question.

Hello, $kay…? Looks like I’ll have to come back.

A friend named “The Root” by chance?

Fuck people who go “suicide by cop”
I get it, your life sucks, but fuck your whole existence for taking other people’s lives before you die. Eat a bullet, fall asleep in your garage with the car running, drink bleach, inject drain-o, I honestly could give two fucks. I don’t want people to kill themselves, but if…

Nummi was unionized. How did that work out for all those workers?

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